FAIL FRIDAY: Low Expectations
7 years ago

Below are the best of the worst videos and photos sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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Fedora life is the life.
Fedora life is the life.
I also wear Norts.
I also wear Norts.
Dear...God.
Dear…God.
Gang, gang, gang.
Gang, gang, gang.
Looking good, boys!
Looking good, boys!
You can't see it, but below "FUCK" it says "MYSELF."
You can’t see it, but below “FUCK” it says “MYSELF.”
Gooooooobers.
Gooooooobers.
The fuck?
The fuck?
LARP-ing his dick off.
LARP-ing his dick off.
This looks unsafe.
This looks unsafe.
Man down.
Man down.
The fuck were you thinking?
The fuck were you thinking?
Welcome, bro!
Welcome, bro!
Never fall asleep jacking.
Never fall asleep jacking.
Happy for you, Slay.
Happy for you, Slay.
Shame, shame, shame.
Shame, shame, shame.
You have to admit he has a solid bikini body.
You have to admit he has a solid bikini body.
Fashion is everything.
Fashion is everything.
SQUAAAAAD!
SQUAAAAAD!
Koala fam.
Koala fam.

Wait for it (@Andrewsbrownies)

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Y’all gotta stop lighting your shots on fire (@Zachcormier80)

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Don't trust anyone who still owns a camera like this (@spencerjobes)

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Whole squad fuckin tonight. @benben7 @matt_wolas @vtownboogie

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He’s really enjoying the race.

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Why do you people hate televisions so much? @dochios

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She took that like a champ (@Christianstolly)

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This was only ending one way

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Chaser

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    1. FDRwasapussy

      Hey mangina pledge, I’m in Knoxville for the weekend. Give me an address. I’ll come beat your ass like your dad was never around to do after the bars let out tonight.

      7 years ago at 6:38 pm
      1. No_menstruating_allowed

        Moi aussi je suis à Knoxville. Donnez-nous une adresse vous lâche.

        7 years ago at 6:44 pm
      2. thevaginator

        No thanks slugger unlike you I’ll be pulling some ass tonight after the bars while you and your goober friends jerk eachother off. I’ll be around all weekend so if you decide to grow a pair of balls I’ll happily knock you the fuck out, but we all know you won’t do shit. Fucking pussy

        7 years ago at 8:18 pm
      3. FDRwasapussy

        Alright, I’m free all day tomorrow. Give me a fucking address. Your family home, your frat house, a parking lot we can fight in. If your next reply isn’t a time and address for tomorrow all the shit you’ve been posting for months is nonsense. If you’re really ready to back your big talk up give me a fucking address.

        7 years ago at 8:28 pm
      4. thevaginator

        Why would you wanna spend your last night in Knoxville in the hospital? Either way 1720 Melrose place. Parking lot. 8pm. I’ll wear my kobe Bryant jersey so I can easily be identified. You’re gonna get the shit beat out of you kid.

        7 years ago at 9:18 pm
      6. thevaginator

        WHAT NOW BITCH. YOU JUST GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT.I will give you props though I’m surprised you actually showed up. You may have gotten your ass beat but at least you were a man about it unlike most of these pussies

        7 years ago at 7:28 pm
      7. LaneTrain

        You know this is all pointless, right? A troll vs some other guy on a dying social media platform, and none of it can be confirmed as actually real. Congrats tho

        7 years ago at 8:04 pm
      9. FDRwasapussy

        Just got back from the hospital. It was worth a few stitches to go 9 rounds with you. I just wish you wouldn’t have touched me in inappropriately while I was unconscious. That was mad gay.

        7 years ago at 12:48 am
      10. thevaginator

        If by 9 rounds you mean the 9 seconds before you took a left hook to the jaw and got dropped then sure kid.

        7 years ago at 1:19 am
      13. thevaginator

        You gonna be next to get knocked out little man? Because you’re sure making a case for it

        7 years ago at 2:08 pm
  3. TheyDroveDixieDown

    Good God, can a man not beat his frock in peace after a night of drinking anymore?

    7 years ago at 6:34 pm
  5. ClicheCatchphrase

    That’s it. Deleting this shitty app once and for all. It was fun for awhile and miserable for the last 3 years

    7 years ago at 6:53 pm
    1. TheyDroveDixieDown

      Agreed. I’ve been an almost daily reader for years and I think the sun might finally be setting. It’ll be sad to watch this once proud site go the way of TSM.

      7 years ago at 8:31 pm
  7. DrGonzoTFM

    Bolen, I’ve fired off enough drunken Saturday night wall posts for you to throw at least a few in the column.

    7 years ago at 9:58 pm
  8. Fratty Couples PGA

    That Kappa olleg Sigma looks suuuuper gay. What a weirdo. And the TV videos are hilarious, so don’t stop. And last but not least where the hell are the wall submissions? Those were by far the most shameful part of this column.

    7 years ago at 1:00 am