Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 169
7 years ago

ridiculous tinder pickup lines

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

mariah
Yes you did. Not sure if that’ll change things, though.
kyra
“Frig” got me.
aneesha
Dude asks the important questions.
violet
I don’t understand any of this.
jacq
#SPOOKYNAMEGAGS2017

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

madison
Madison lives her truth.
kelsea
AYOOOOO
madeline
Thicc*
val
What a line.
tomy
He raises a good point.
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  7. jizzrag69v2

    Aneesha is the sound I make when I sneeze in class and blow snot all over the back of some geed’s head

    7 years ago at 10:18 am
      2. Ghost of Dixie Past

        Hey guy, you should go fuck your mother before I get to her. I’m into big girls this time of year.

        7 years ago at 9:21 pm
      3. jizzrag69v2

        You wanna get you teeth knocked in little man? Because we can make that happen

        7 years ago at 3:19 am
  8. Ronnie Swanson

    I see the comment section is still fucked and clouded with ass-hats. I’ll check back in next Thursday.

    7 years ago at 12:53 pm
  9. Ghost of Dixie Past

    I’m convinced the majority of these girls are ugly accidental matches that guys use to get on tfm instead of unmatching. None of you degenerates are opening on a 10 with “wanna toss my salad?”

    7 years ago at 1:09 pm
      1. EmilyStoreyy

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        7 years ago at 2:12 pm