Apparently Getting A Blowchachi From A Stranger On An Airplane Is Frowned Upon?

Dent7 years ago

No matter where you’re heading, flying sucks. The process is especially sucky when the destination is a dumpster fire of a town like Detroit. Any sane human being would try to find a way to make that process easier, whether it be by popping a few pills, tossing back a couple cold ones, or, in one gentleman’s case, letting a total coug give him a blowie while everyone else aboard watches.

From ClickOnDetroit.com:

A man and a woman were busted Sunday on a Delta flight from Los Angeles to Detroit. Officials said the two were total strangers before boarding the plane.

A woman was arrested on the airplane for performing oral sex on a man while they were in their seats. The 48-year-old woman was heading to Nashville, while the 28-year-old man was heading to Miami.

Here come the fun police trying to throw the book at a couple of eccentrics just trying to get their mile-high rocks off. If anything, this guy should be getting an award. It’s difficult enough to get a blowjob in the privacy of your own home, but on a commercial flight? That’s some hall of fame dick game. What kind of sorcerous shit was he pulling?

On the other end, shouts to this old broad for having the confidence. I’d hate to speculate, but it’s not a stretch to assume she was showing off some veteran talent. Probably not her first rodeo.

And how about the fact that they were total strangers? Even the cheesiest of porn scripts couldn’t draw something like that up. As one might imagine, other passengers didn’t love the ordeal.

“The act itself is inappropriate in a public space,” one traveler said.

Oh, get off your high horse, Denise. Public sex acts happen. You were young once, remember? At 28 years old, this guy is watching his prime run away from him. He would be crazy to turn down an opportunity like this. There’s no telling how many more are left.

“There are children,” another passenger said. “There are families. There are seniors. These things should be respected.”

Kids have got to learn some day. You should be thankful this situation got that conversation out of the way for you so you didn’t have to wait until you walked in on little Johnny choking his littler Johnny with a crusty sock to teach him about the birds and the blowies. And as for the seniors, don’t act like grandpa didn’t see some shit in his day.

Sex on a plane in a crowded bathroom stall is played out. The new mile-high accomplishment is the open-air humdinger..

[via ClickOnDetroit.com]

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