University Of Hartford Student Uses Her Roommate’s Toothbrush As A Suppository, She Nasty
Halloween is over and the costumes have been put away, but don’t be fooled, there are still monsters out there.
From The Washington Post:
A former student at the University of Hartford has been charged with criminal mischief and breach of peace after bragging online about contaminating her roommate’s belongings with bodily fluids, including rubbing dirty tampons on her backpack and putting her toothbrush “places where the sun doesn’t shine.”
Eighteen-year-old Brianna Brochu appeared in court Wednesday. A judge banned her from the campus in central Connecticut and ordered her not to have any contact with her former dormitory roommate, Chennel Rowe, pending the conclusion of the case, according to the Hartford Courant.
Last month, Brochu allegedly wrote on Instagram that she finally “got rid of her roommate,” whom she referred to as “Jamaican Barbie.”
“After 1½ month of spitting in her coconut oil, putting moldy clam dip in her lotions, rubbing used tampons [on] her backpack, putting her toothbrush places where the sun doesn’t shine, and so much more, I can finally say goodbye Jamaican Barbie,” the post read, according to court records obtained by Heavy.
Oh Brianna, you dirty girl. Putting toothbrushes where the sun don’t shine? Contaminating your roommate’s belongings with your miscellaneous bodily fluids? You just love to break all the rules, don’t you?
This girl is a straight up freak and not the good kind. Apparently her roommate Chennel recorded her snoring and laughed at her, but that’s not the point. The point is Brianna is every freshman’s biggest fear on move-in day. Chennel just so happened to get the shit end of the stick, pun definitely intended. You always hear the horror stories floating around campus of people moving into their freshman dorms with a random roommate only to later find out that they do things like shit in their sleep, have night terrors, set strict rules, never leave the room, steal your stuff, don’t allow fucking in the room, never wash their clothes, and the list goes on. In reality, the majority of freshmen end up being friends with their roommates all four years. Brianna is clearly an exception, but did she have to take it so far?
Wiping your ass with my toothbrush is grounds for straight up assault. Putting it back knowing that I brush my teeth at least once a day with that toothbrush is straight up disrespect. I know eating ass is a hot topic now-a-days but if you’re grubbing butt every morning, unwillingly, you’re going to get sick. That’s exactly what happened to her unfortunate victim. Brianna painted her roommates backpack with used tampons like it was an art project. Moldy clam dip in someones lotion is definitely new. I wonder what her goal was with that one. Maybe she hoped Chennel had a shellfish allergy, or maybe she wanted to get her sick from the mold. Maybe clam dip is actually really good for your skin and she wanted to do her a favor. I don’t know, I’m not a clam expert.
All things considered, I love the creativity. Brianna could have taken the easy way out and talked to her RA about getting a new roommate or tried to work things out with Chennel and perhaps later become friends, but that’s not Brianna’s style. She cranked her crazy meter up to 11 and went to work plotting the most disgusting plan to mess with her new roommate.
I’m starting to wonder if Bri does this with all of her roommates because this can’t be her first rodeo. It can’t be. It takes some A1 schemer experience and talent to be able to pull all of this shit off without her roommate finding out immediately. Fortunately, this is the last time she will be doing this at the University of Hartford.
Hopefully this girl gets thrown in the looney-bin and Chennel gets to enjoy a single for the rest of the year. She deserves it. She now has the worst freshman roommate story of all time so don’t even try to compare. Just be thankful you didn’t end up with a roommate like Brianna..
[via The Washington Post]
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Way to be three days behind everyone else in your “reporting”
8 years ago at 10:12 amReilly I’m gonna strangle myself to the thought of us walking around the same campus. 9/10
8 years ago at 10:23 amJust chug bleach it’s faster
8 years ago at 9:41 pmSigmanugs mom uses my cock as a suppository but you don’t see me writing articles about it
8 years ago at 2:27 pmI will take you to international waters and insert my pubis into your rectal cavity if you want to talk about meat suppositories.
8 years ago at 2:32 pmAnd id knock the teeth into the back of your skull little man
8 years ago at 2:43 pmThe bright purple mushroom tip of my weenus will be in the back of your skull when I’m balls deep in your balloon knot.
8 years ago at 2:53 pmYou’re not very good at this are you kid
8 years ago at 3:54 pmBet you won’t say that to my face unless I come to your dorm you geed. It’s not your fault that your parents are lazy welfare using poors, but the least you could do is rush a goober frat or put in some more shifts at the 7/11 to get out of the dorms.
8 years ago at 7:07 pmFirst of all I don’t live in a dorm kid. I live in a house with roommates, whom I choose not to involve in my personal shit. Pick any place in Knoxville and I’ll happily beat the ever living shit out of your bitch ass there. Second, I have more money than you could ever dream of, have fucked more girls than you ever will, and again, would knock you the fuck out, so I don’t see why you’re still talking little man. I’ll give you some advice kid. Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up, or grow a pair of balls and do something you little bitch. From your profile pic it looks like you are from North Carolina, so it shouldn’t be a problem to make the trip, as long as your parents let you borrow their minivan for the weekend. Fucking pussy.
8 years ago at 8:25 pmI’ve never heard of an old money top tier active living in “a house with roommates” he doesn’t know well enough to back him in a fight. Who gets the single bed when all of you geeds bring fat girls home at once? Or, could it be that you aren’t really a wealthy top tier active? That you’re just a sad man with nothing better to do than run all of your troll accounts? No, that couldn’t be it.
8 years ago at 1:34 amI live in the fraternity house you dumb fuck. That’s literally what I just said. And I don’t need my brothers to back my in a fight. I’m more than capable of handling my own shit like a man. I’m not sure why you’re arguing though, we both know you don’t have the balls to do shit. Fucking pussy.
8 years ago at 2:06 amYeah, because an active live in would describe his living situation as a “house with roommates”. That was a pretty telling slip up little man.
8 years ago at 5:52 pmGood Lord you are a dumbass. No wonder you will end up working for me. I’d prove it to you in person but you’re too much of a bitch to do anything.
8 years ago at 10:08 pmGay
8 years ago at 9:30 pmSecond time Ive read about this exact dorm-nightmare scenario in 2 months, what the fuck is wrong with freshman chicks…
8 years ago at 6:17 pmObject of the day has an ass that begs for anal and I will help myself
8 years ago at 9:32 pm