Harvard Achieves Ivy League Superiority, Hosts Anal Sex Workshop Called “What What In The Butt: Anal 101″
Harvard Sex Week. You’ve had it in your Google calendar for months, and now it’s finally here. With events like “Beyond the Hub: Broadening Your Porn Horizons” and “Unleashed: Kink 101,” Harvard is straight-up splooging sexual knowledge all over its students. Nothing short of inspiring, if you ask me.
But the workshop the school just hosted on anal sex, appropriately titled “What What in the Butt: Anal 101,” is the money shot of the educational bukkake that is Harvard Sex Week.
From The College Fix:
At one point the presenter leading the workshop passed out gloves and butt plugs to students as she offered instructions on anal relaxation techniques.
“Remember it’s all about practice, practice, practice,” said the presenter, Natasha, a representative of the Cambridge-based adult shop Good Vibrations.
Showing students a special medical-grade butt plug, she said “a local guy named Greg makes these—salt of the Earth!”
Identifying the event with the sexual positivity movement, Natasha said the goal was to “encourage people to go after their desires and not feel shame.”
“Come up front guys, were gonna have some dirty fun,” she said as the presentation began.
I don’t know how old she is, what she looks like, or even what her last name is, but that foxy minx Natasha 100% has me feeling some type of way. I mean, this chick puts the pro in prolapse. Just check out some of her greatest lines during the workshop:
On abstinence: “It doesn’t make any fucking sense. The population of priests and nuns are declining.”
“The butthole is the great sexual equalizer. All humans have a butthole.”
“There are two types of people in this world, people who watch anal porn and dirty fucking liars.”
“You couldn’t be fucked in the ass in Texas until about 10 minutes ago.”
What a woman. She came to Harvard to spread buttholes wide open and chew bubble gum, and she’s all out of bubble gum. Hey prudes, you best not let Natasha catch you in the ol’ peripherals or she’s Superman punching you square in the taint and stealing your lunch money. If there were to be a new Sexual Awakening any time in the near future, it’s a virtual certainty that Natasha would on the frontlines atop a majestic steed like Joan of Arc with a quiver full of dildo arrows and a giant vibrator sword.
If you’re telling me you wouldn’t ride into battle with a woman like that, you probably need Sex Week more than you think..
[via The College Fix]
Image via Wikimedia Commons
Pretty sure this class is being taught be sigmanugs mom. She definitely has the skills and experience to do so
7 years ago at 3:15 pmFuck
7 years ago at 3:29 pmThis makes sense considering pegging is all the rage.
7 years ago at 4:36 pmFIRST! Stick that up your ass, losers!
7 years ago at 11:47 pm