This Madman Just Live Tweeted Himself Eating 82 Chick-fil-A Nuggets In One Sitting
I’ve done my fair share of eating challenges. I’m talking everything from a dozen Krispie Kremes in just over two minutes to a dozen chili dogs with a pound of fries in under an hour. And don’t even get me started on how many times I’ve thrown down at TGI Friday’s endless apps. But even a veteran eater like myself could not touch this guy who put away 82 Chick-fil-A nuggets in one sitting.
This story is one that can only be seen to be believed, and thankfully Robby Kalland documented every moment of his valiant effort during All-You-Can-Eat Night at his local Chick-fil-A.
Bold prediction here. Hope he’s taking into account the bland taste factor that will surely come into play.
Smart strategy. Preparation is everything.
Cue the intro music.
And we’re off…
Just six at a time? They’re really underestimating this guy.
Keep ’em coming.
Another one.
This guy won’t slow down.
That meat sweat life is real.
They’re playing with him now. Tried to trip him up with that extra nug.
No tripping here. NEXT.
It’s pure grit at this point.
A little steroid joke to keep things rolling.
Serious trouble here.
Shouts to Outback. The loaded bloom slaps.
Just one at a time now. Almost there.
A literal cry for help is never a good sign.
Nice.
Being a role model is what it’s all about.
This guy’s better than Jordan.
He’s coming for that ass.
He might actually do this thing.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Take that, Kobe.
What a ride..
Image via Twitter
If you’re not FIRST you’re LAST! EAT SHIT YOU SALTY FUCKS! BOOOOM!
7 years ago at 1:29 pmLegend
7 years ago at 1:47 pmFlexing in front of chick fila after being a fat fuck NF
7 years ago at 2:23 pmWearing a Swisher Sweets hat… TFM
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