Herm Edwards Seems To Not Know The Mascot Of The School That Just Hired Him
When it was first reported that Herm Edwards would be announced as the new head coach of Arizona State, there was genuine concern from many in the football profession. How would a guy who hasn’t coached at all in the last decade fair in today’s game? Especially considering the fact that he has never even coached at the college level other than a short stint as an assistant back in the ’80s. Would he be too out of touch?
Well we are officially ONE press conference in to Herm’s tenure and it seems that those fears may be coming to fruition, but for a reason that we never expected.
I’m trying to decipher whether or not this was a poorly delivered joke or if the guy truly has no idea that the name “Devil’s Daily” is in reference to ASU’s mascot, the Sun Devil. For my money, I’d have to say that he is really just that clueless.
Anyone who is semi-familiar with Herm Edwards knows these few things about him. First off, the dude is all about preaching. Like he is the type of guy that can’t say more than five words without sprinkling in a bible verse. Herm even goes so far as to go around giving “motivational speeches” (a fancy word for preaching) delivering his message.
Furthermore, he doesn’t have fun unless he is winning. No exceptions. From this evidence, and just his overall demeanor, we have to conclude that Herm Edwards doesn’t do jokes. It’s just not in his DNA. My best guess is that he probably saw the pitchfork logo and assumed the school’s mascot was a vengeful Old Testament God exercising his wrath on all of the world’s heathens.
It is fun to speculate, but I’m genuinely excited to have this guy in college football. It’s about to be rant city the first time things go wrong and I for one cannot wait for it. Until then, here’s an all-timer to hold us all over..
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This too easy, step up your game fools! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST!
Herm Edwards is a fucking CLOWN!
BRING ME YOUR SLAMPIGS!!!
8 years ago at 2:09 pmI thought the ASU mascot was “The Dumb Blonde”.
8 years ago at 3:07 pmI’ve fucked many asu blondes during my trips to Vegas. All you gotta do is buy a dance floor table wherever Calvin Harris or the chainsmokers are playing and you literally have your pick of the litter. The broads come to me.
8 years ago at 3:19 pmSomeone want to tell the high schooler , geography major , Las Vegas is in Nevada?
8 years ago at 3:43 pmYes, which is a short drive/flight from asu for a weekend. Fucking dumbass
8 years ago at 3:48 pmIt’s a short flight in my family’s Embraer SkyYacht One. Considerably longer if you fly commercial like Stardog, or in some brokeass Convair turboprop
8 years ago at 4:21 pmThat poor is definitely the try hard who sits right outside the ropes of my vip section just hoping one of the 10+ girls at my table talk to him. Of course they never do.
8 years ago at 4:42 pmYou must have brown eyes your so full of your favorite meal Fuckin punk ass loser now dance for me with your tired ass diatribe of witless wisedom
8 years ago at 8:21 pmYou’re the one dancing little man. On a dance floor covered WITH JIZZ!!!!
8 years ago at 8:42 pmLol say that to my face you fucking pussy. You’d get your shit rocked
8 years ago at 9:20 pmI’m sorry I called u high school. I should have said 3rd grade. everyone knows that boys that talk about pussy so much are A – not getting any or B – Can’t get it up. I surmised u are a hybrid A/B. Good luck at recess today
8 years ago at 5:41 amKid i will come over there and knock you the fuck out the I will have your mom sit on my face at no additional charge
8 years ago at 1:21 pmProbably not the best idea to be talking shit to someone who would beat your ass don’t ya think champ?
8 years ago at 5:55 pmNot scared of an eight year old , keyboard badass in his moms basement.
8 years ago at 8:01 amDo something then you little bitch
8 years ago at 3:10 am