Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 175
7 years ago

ridiculous tinder pickup lines

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

People named Ana on Tinder need to stay woke.
“heaving”
Yeah almost.
I’m never not surprised with how some of these lines work.
How are they both acting like this is a normal conversation?

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

Love forged via Guy Fieri is true love.
Ouch.
I guess he doesn’t want her to have another either.
wut
Looks like the whole “chicks dig dogs” adage still holds true.
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  2. Fratty Couples PGA

    FIRST!!! HAHAHA FUCKERS!!! I RULE THE WORLD AND THE FUTURE!!! I AM FUTUREMAN!!! BRING ME YOUR SLAMS!!!!

    7 years ago at 6:44 am
    1. Fratty McFratFrat

      Good job, Fratty Couples! Your dominance of the FIRST game has rocketed your online rep into the ionosphere! Do you even have time to attend class with all the slams slobbering all over you 24/7?

      7 years ago at 8:03 am
  3. Fratty McFratFrat

    The correct answer to Nicole was “That’s 21 minutes to a dog like you.”

    7 years ago at 8:00 am
  5. Chedda B 225

    “The Tom Brady of titties….” One of the greatest statements possible in the entire English lexicon. Kudos.

    7 years ago at 6:55 pm