Let’s Get Weird: December 29
7 years ago

It’s Friday, 2018 is just days away, and alcohol is readily available in the United States of America, so let’s get weird.

What’s up, kings? How was your 2017? Good? Bad? Somewhere in between? Did you shoot your shot or did you leave it in the chamber like the little bitch you are? Fix that in 2018. Empty the clip. We’re all shooters next year.

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Chef Curry with the shot, boy

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  2. jizzrag69v2

    I had a great year. My conservatively-invested stock portfolio yields dividends of $20 million each quarter. I won over $200k each month in Vegas. I banged on average 5 dime pieces each day (not including Fratty Couples’ and sigmanugs moms). I was 9-0 in my MMA matches. I’m carrying a solid 4.0 in my courses, well on my way to a degree in nuclear physics (not that I need a degree since I’ll never have to work a day in my life). And a limerick I wrote on the inside of a bathroom stall in Ayers Hall has been nominated for a Pulitzer. My only failure was that we couldn’t persuade that asshole Gruden to sign on as head coach. Oh well no one is perfect.

    Any questions, losers?

    7 years ago at 2:32 pm
      1. BuschLattesFTW

        I did. He just hasn’t been okay in the head when he found out I have been helping myself to her orifices.

        7 years ago at 5:05 pm
    2. Stardog

      Then this loser woke up with his little 1/2″ flaccid pee pee in his little hand. It’s all a dream. Back to being Amy!!!!

      7 years ago at 5:48 pm
    1. thevaginator

      I destroyed your mom’s shitcan with my cock last night. Now dance pussy

      7 years ago at 5:33 pm
      1. thevaginatorv2

        She couldn’t even walk or control her bowel movements afterwards, rough time

        7 years ago at 7:11 pm
      2. Fratty Couples PGA

        Wrong account. BTW I just graduated so don’t expect to see me around here much anymore.

        7 years ago at 7:28 pm
      4. InternationalFratStudent

        Seems like you’re the one dancing squirt. But I’m sure you’ll give me some illiterate response that resembles the mindset of some beta make 12 year old.

        7 years ago at 10:38 am
      6. thevaginator

        Not quite junior. But let me know how much I owe you for all that real estate I own in your head. Fucking pussy

        7 years ago at 5:22 pm
      8. thevaginator

        If your looking to buy just a heads up that the cell service is spotty in the cerebellum. It get better as you get closer to the frontal lobe though

        7 years ago at 7:52 pm
      10. thevaginatorv2

        Cell service cutting out is standard in a goober like this though. As long as the wifis good should sell in no time

        7 years ago at 10:01 pm