Another National Fraternity Does Away With Pledging

Pledging is hard, but that’s the point. At the end you feel like you endured and accomplished something and became apart of something bigger than yourself, and you got to know and grow close to a group of people who’d end up being closer than just friends.

Unfortunately, some chapters take pledgeship too seriously, are reckless, ruining the tradition for everyone. Alpha Kappa Lambda became the latest fraternity to make official changes to their national pledge program. Apparently, Alpha Kappa Lambda is a small fraternity because, one, I’ve never heard of them, and two, their most famous alumnus seems to be the guy who runs Noodles and Co. Instead of just reforming and changing it, they’re doing away with it altogether.

From Alpha Kappa Lambda:

After careful research, consideration, and some emotional conversations, the Fraternity of Alpha Kappa Lambda will be eliminating our new member program in its current form effective immediately. This program, commonly referred to as pledgeship, is no longer allowed.

The decision to change our new member program does not mean joining and being a member of Alpha Kappa Lambda now becomes easier. We are resetting the expectations of our members. We will be reinstating continuous member education. Our members will not just be asked, but will be expected to prove that they are living our Five Ideals on a daily basis. We will not be afraid to separate ourselves from those that do not align with our mission or try to further themselves in our Ideals.

Translation: We don’t want your chapter to do stupid shit and someone to get hurt. Can’t blame them in light of everything that’s happened and I genuinely don’t believe they want to make it “easier” to just waltz into brotherhood.

They did have an interesting way of justifying the move, however.

A thoughtful, deliberate review of our history reminds us that our eleven Founding Fathers never had to pledge Alpha Kappa Lambda. Men that started our individual chapters never had to participate in a traditional pledge program; these Brothers have been among the most committed, involved, and loyal of our fraternity.

At my old college, we had a new fraternity colonize and eventually start a chapter when I was there. As much as we’d joke around and say that their founding fathers were pussies for not going through pledging like the rest of us, they still had to go through a lot. It takes a lot of work, commitment, and dedication to start a new chapter. It’s not as simple as showing up, getting letters, and going to mixers.

Is it still easier than pledging? Probably.

[via Alpha Kappa Lambda]

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  1. Ghost of Dixie Past

    They were founded by a group of poors who “identified a need for Christian men to have a place to live and study that was within their financial means”. They were set up for failure.

    8 years ago at 12:35 pm
    1. jizzrag69v2

      They sound like a bunch of poors. Can’t believe you and your 4 other accounts aren’t members.

      8 years ago at 12:43 pm
      1. Ghost of Dixie Past

        You just might be projecting, little man. Hey, remember a few months ago when you tried to troll PGP with another vaginator account, got no replies and no down votes, and quit after a few days because you’re so starved for attention you refuse to put your time into anything that doesn’t get you a rise out of strangers? Sad.

        8 years ago at 1:10 pm
      2. jizzrag69v2

        And why are you here little man? I hope you’re not here trying to lose your virginity because it isn’t working

        8 years ago at 1:28 pm
      3. Ghost of Dixie Past

        You’re right, these comment sections are absolute cancer and they haven’t put out a decent article for a year. Fail Friday isn’t funny anymore either, the pictures of kids wetting themselves and the intentionally absurd quotes started to blend together a year ago. I’m going to check out for good.

        8 years ago at 2:03 am
      4. jizzrag69v2

        Don’t let the door hit you in the ass like I hit your mom in the ass. And take Micahs Weiner and your other 3 accounts with you. Fucking loser

        8 years ago at 7:19 am
  2. thevaginator

    Well my father decided not to buy grandex for now. He doesnt wanna spend 20 million on a company that “will go completely under before the start of q4”. Plus he has been focusing on leading a group that is going to submit a bid for the Carolina Panthers. However, my birthday is coming up soon so he said he would buy it for me if I wanted it. He said will be good practice for when I one day am owning a real company.

    8 years ago at 12:37 pm
    1. Stardog

      “My daddy will buy it for me”…….
      Your daddy P.Diddy is calling you from upstairs ,kid. Time for some watermelon.

      8 years ago at 8:53 pm
      1. thevaginator

        And your mom is calling me from downstairs, kid. Not if you excuse me im about to slam her shithole

        8 years ago at 10:08 pm
      2. thevaginator

        Hows your mom’s limp today? She’s definitely sore after the pounding i gave her last night

        8 years ago at 3:26 pm
  3. InternationalFratStudent

    Getting rid of pledgship produces people like the vaginator and his 3 accounts.

    8 years ago at 1:27 pm
    1. thevaginator

      Last time we talked you pussied out of a fight. You still a little bitch or are you gonna man up and say something to my face?

      8 years ago at 4:10 pm
      1. thevaginator

        Time and place you fucking pussy. Atlanta is fine with me. I wouldn’t step foot in your shithole State anyways.

        8 years ago at 5:00 pm
      2. thevaginator

        If you’re next response isn’t a time and place where i can knock your teeth in in Atlanta then ypu are admitting to everyone on this site that you are a huge bitch.

        8 years ago at 7:34 pm
      3. InternationalFratStudent

        We both know you’re too much of a cum dumpster to actually do anything.

        8 years ago at 12:14 pm
      4. thevaginator

        Yep that’s what I thought. Too much of a pussy to do anything. Even agreed to meet this loser on neutral ground and he still bitched out. Keep on dancing kid, I own you.

        8 years ago at 3:24 pm
      5. thevaginator

        Ask punchythegarden, the fdr kid, or that ksig pussy if I’m pretend kid. They all got their asses beat and so can you. Although I’m pretty confident that you’re too much of a pussy to do anything. In the meantime you can just keep on dancing

        8 years ago at 4:35 pm
      6. thevaginator

        You’re still here??? Good Lord I can’t even begin to think about how much real estate I must own in your head.
        Keep on dancing your master is waiting

        8 years ago at 7:16 pm