charles barkley

Charles Barkley Made A Turrible, Turrible Mistake That’s Sure To Rile Up Purdue Fans
8 years ago

charles barkley

Hopefully this isn’t breaking news to you, but Charles Barkley is a national treasure. Every time he opens his mouth, Sir Charles makes headlines. The man was put on this Earth to play basketball and say ridiculous shit, and his playing days are long behind him. TNT’s Inside The NBA is his new court, where he puts on All-Star-caliber performances of a different sort.

Just last night, the Chuckster treated us all to another masterpiece and showed that he may need to brush up on his college ball when he confused Iowa for Purdue before putting on a geographical tour de force.

The pure chaos that erupts in just a 30-second timeframe is pure magic. You’ve got Charles mixing up Iowa and Purdue, covering his ass by saying that Iowa and Indiana are the same state, and then, for some reason, bringing up Montana and Idaho. Then, in a continuation of their ongoing on-air rivalry, Shaq sneaks in a “that’s that Auburn education” dig towards the end. Simply delightful.

The real winners of this whole faux pas have to be Iowa fans, who for a split second, had their abysmal 12-14 record erased on national television and were sitting high at 23-3. What a turnaround. Purdue probably wasn’t all that gassed to be lumped in with one of the worst teams in the division, but hey, that’s what happens when you play Barkley ball.

I can’t wait to see what fire flames analysis Charles has when he joins the March Madness team. On a scale from turrible to 10, I’m sure it’ll be something right around this level.

[via Twitter/@redditCBB]

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  2. Pablo Escobar Gaviria

    Purdue is going to be the first ever 1 seed to lose to a 16 in the NCAA Tournament. You heard it here first.

    8 years ago at 12:57 pm
  3. jizzrag69v2

    Mixing up Iowa and Purdue? Who the fuck cares they’re both losers and Goober Magnets. Besides, Charles is too busy working on our remake of The Wizard of Oz (he stars as The Wizard) to properly prepare for this TNT gig. BTW we played some one-on-one on the set during a shooting break and I mopped the court with his fat ass. (Just kidding, Chuck, you know I love you man)

    8 years ago at 12:57 pm
      1. jizzrag69v2

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        8 years ago at 1:15 pm
      3. thevaginator

        Hey kid, remember when you went on a massive drunk rant on here? I must own a serious amount of real estate in your head to get you to think about me when you’re drunk. Fucking loser.

        8 years ago at 1:32 pm
    2. WDE_69

      Neil Armstrong (Phi Delt) and Drew Brees (Sigma Chi) went to Purdue. That covers the entire spectrum of cool.

      8 years ago at 10:17 am
      1. jizzrag69v2

        You’re a virgin, a poor, and a pussy. That covers the entire spectrum of being a loser.

        8 years ago at 11:31 am
      2. thevaginatorv2

        I ate your mom, deep dicked her asshole, then came on her face. That covers the full spectrum

        8 years ago at 2:37 pm