FAIL FRIDAY: Cucked For Life
Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
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Taking turns punching each other in the gooch to get ready for a night out on the town. TFM.
Not really sure how that prepares you but whatever it takes.
Feeding all the seagulls on the beach then just laying there and letting them shit all over you. TFM.
I’m failing to make the connection between this activity and fraternity life but what the fuck do I know.
Hiding in the attic when everyone else has left the house because it’s getting fumigated so you can get high as fuck on that gas. TFM.
Pretty sure you’re going to die up there chief.
Dressing as a clown and doing balloon animals in the quad to recruit new pledges. TFM.
Just a heads up that will probably not be effective.
Catch me in my dorm room paddling myself in the mirror dick hard as a rock. TFM.
There’s something very wrong with you.
Lighting yourself on fire so your formal date will actually notice you. TFM.
Hey man that’s not necessary.
Getting “hold up the corner store for a case of Natty Light and a box of condoms” high on crystal meth. TFM.
No sir. That is bad. Bad!
Two grav bongs to the dome next thing you know you’re tongue kissing the house chef named Frank. TFM.
We’ve all been there.
Taking your cock out and showing it to each pledge individually close up so they can study it and know what a real man looks like. TFM.
Son you can’t be doing shit like this.
Taking one for the team by going down on the homeless lady that collects empties from the frat house dumpster. TFM.
Not sure he understands what “taking one for the team” even means.
Chaser
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7 years ago at 2:57 amSo nostalgic
7 years ago at 8:06 amFail Friday up this early? You feeling ok?
7 years ago at 6:01 amDressing as a clown and doing balloon animals in the playground to attract new victims. TDornM. (Had to throw that in for old times sake.)
7 years ago at 6:39 amSo nostalgic
7 years ago at 8:06 amSo frat, So college
7 years ago at 5:01 pmI’ll never be as frat as you, Sperryfratsider.
7 years ago at 6:21 pm3rd pic is virginator.
7 years ago at 9:41 amThat would mean someone would have to take the picture and we all know Virg is just too poor for that to happen
7 years ago at 10:13 amTwo losers dancing so far. Let’s make it 3.
7 years ago at 12:53 pmTook the bait like I knew you would. Go on give another dance. I’m sure you’ll be spending your weekend on this site.
7 years ago at 3:08 pmTook the bait just like I expected. How about one more for your master
7 years ago at 4:32 pmTook the bait just as expected pony boy. Go on keep tap dancing.
7 years ago at 5:44 pmTook the bait again!!! Too fucking easy
7 years ago at 10:53 pmTook the bait again. I see you and your accounts spent your Friday night commenting. Pathetic glass jawed, tap dancing, pony boy.
7 years ago at 10:11 amActually little man, I’m in Vegas for presidents day weekend, so I’m on west coast time. Sorry you’re broke. Now dance for me bitch.
7 years ago at 12:27 pmSpeaking of which I have a dance floor table at Hakkasan for Tiesto tonight, and at drais nightclub for Fat Joe tomorrow, so needless to say I’ll be getting laid this weekend. Sorry you losers are poor.
7 years ago at 12:31 pmWow. Sounds like you’ll be busy. Congrats on all the real sex and real fun you will really be having. NOT!!
7 years ago at 12:48 pmSounds like you’re a jealous virgin who wouldn’t dare say any of the shit you’ve been talking to my face.
7 years ago at 3:46 pmWhen you’re commenting 20 times a day, vaginator, you don’t own the site, the site owns you.
7 years ago at 1:29 pmI could comment 100 times a day kid it doesn’t change the fact that you got your ass beat. You’re lucky you graduated. Now dance bitch.
7 years ago at 3:45 pmI assume you are counting yourself among the dancers.
7 years ago at 1:52 pmAnd that ksig pussy makes it 3! We got a trio of losers all dancing for their master.
7 years ago at 3:41 pmSo you’re spending your nights in Vegas on here? Keep up the tap dancing, little man.
7 years ago at 4:32 pmYou’re not very smart are you little man. Dance for your master. Here’s some bait.
7 years ago at 6:22 pmI’ll fuck both of your mothers in the shit shooter tonight just for saying that
7 years ago at 11:00 amShe wanted me to tell you to try something new in the bedroom. The whole running around butt naked talking about dancing men is getting old
7 years ago at 12:41 pmSo you’re implying that an internet stranger regularly fucks your mom so you can make a joke about someone being gay. You’re not very smart are ya kiddo.
7 years ago at 4:33 pmIs there a PIKE chapter on Earth that isn’t 100% Goobers? Also fuck vegans.
7 years ago at 11:01 amGotta be one somewhere.
7 years ago at 11:14 am“I’m failing to make the connection between this activity and fraternity life but what the fuck do I know”
Funny the same could be said about this website
7 years ago at 11:37 amSavage. A-
7 years ago at 12:46 pmProper punctuation could help and maybe a bit more nuance.
Well losers, I’m currently in a sky suite at the Aria taking a shit in a bathroom that is probably bigger than most of you goobers houses. We got a couple sloots from Boulder we met on the strip today coming over to pregame and then are going to buy a dance floor table at Hakkasan for Tiesto (it’s actually pretty cheap this weekend, only 10k for a prime table). 10k is the minimum though so we will probably end up spending 3x that, which is what most of you losers make In a year. Afterwords we will bring the broads (And probably a couple others we meet at the club) back to our suite for an after party where i will then take my pick back to the master bedroom and plow her. Hope you losers have a good night!
7 years ago at 10:31 pmtl;dr
7 years ago at 2:06 pmIt’s ok little man. All you need to know is that I got laid last night and you didn’t
7 years ago at 5:29 pmWow, baggagenator, again with the sex?! Tell me, surely you don’t like if the guy’s boomerwang is TOO big right? I’m not saying you can’t take it. You’re a huge enough asshole, I’m sure you can handle anything. But I’m sure as someone with so much experience getting absolutely railed by guys all the time, whether in comments sections, bed rooms, or alley ways, you must have developed a preference. You seem like you’d like it long but not too thick.
7 years ago at 9:59 pmEasy there slugger. Running your mouth like that will get you a trip to the hospital
7 years ago at 11:09 pmWhen do we leave? Are you my driver? Can we go in one of the limos you drive? Can you wear one of those fancy hats and keep the back window down so we can talk?
7 years ago at 9:05 amAs soon as you name a time and place you fucking pussy
7 years ago at 12:53 pmShit, I gotta plan it?
7 years ago at 9:12 amHmmmm, I’ll meet you outside the mental institute you “work” (live) at. You can use your tricycle and pull me in a little red wagon. I do still expect the hat.
Figured you’d pussy out. Sorry little bitch
7 years ago at 2:35 pmSurprisingly haven’t seen today’s whore on campus but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t shove my cock up her butthole.
7 years ago at 7:12 pmMaybe if you looked up from this website once in a while you might see other people in person! But I’m sure you do more than would think. I like to give people at least a little benefit of the doubt. Keep at it, bad-debator
7 years ago at 10:07 pmLol what the fuck are you gonna do kid? Nothing. That’s what. Sorry little bitch
7 years ago at 10:13 pmI’m not going do anything. I don’t have to! That’s what’s so great about you VagiBoy, you make it so easy. But apology accepted either way. That was very big of you.
7 years ago at 7:32 amOops! My secret identity! You saw nothing.
7 years ago at 7:34 amAmateur. 🙂
7 years ago at 8:10 amYikes
7 years ago at 3:48 pm