FAIL FRIDAY: We Are Frat Scum
Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
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Getting stoned and eating an entire bag of marshmallows then ending up in the hospital because your stomach ruptures. TFM.
Damn dopers with your munchies.
“So, are you a squirter?” being your go-to dating app pickup line. TFM.
It’s good to be straight up about what you’re looking for.
Breaking into your brother’s room when he’s out of town because you think he’s got some coke left in his desk but it ends up being protein powder and the night gets weird. TFM.
You have a drug problem.
Our pledges are required to address both the active member and his penis. “Hello Mr. Dolouth how are you today? And how is Mr. Bigglesworth, your penis?” TFM.
Weird ass chapter you got going there.
When she catches you making out with their house mom and punches you right directly in the cock! TFM.
Strange place for an exclamation point, almost like you enjoyed it.
Failing every single class and telling your parents, “Sorry I was busy getting mad pussy, losers.” TFM.
There goes the tuition money.
Balling just as hard with one testicle as all these other two ball having motherfuckers. TFM.
Alright man we believe you calm down.
Going on a “mission trip” to a third world country and knocking up half the females in the village you’re supposed to be teaching the gospel to. TFM.
The seed is strong.
Refusing to believe we landed on the moon. TFM.
Great the fucking moon truthers have found the site.
Busting into the room when your pledge brother is mid-smash and yelling, “He’s got AIDS!” TFM.
That is neither funny nor forgivable.
Chaser
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You don’t know what this is all about? I’ll tell you what this is all about. It’s fucking Pike, that’s what it’s all about.
6 years ago at 8:32 pmAre we almost done with “cuck?” It’s getting more old and used up than bludgeonator’s material, or all our moms’ booty holes (allegedly).
6 years ago at 4:20 pmWas that girl naked?
6 years ago at 1:16 amDid you stain your cargo shorts little man?
6 years ago at 5:28 amDid you get fucking dropped on your head as an infant
6 years ago at 8:36 amWhen you were an infant did the doctor slip when he circumcised you and cut your entire dick off? Because you sound like a dickless wonder.
6 years ago at 9:26 amI always knew VCU pikes were absolute cucks haha I am going to put that on facebook oh wait i aready
6 years ago at 7:25 amThis one was particularly painful to read
6 years ago at 10:07 amRecycling old photos that used to make the photo section? Congratulations, you ruined what used to be a decent laugh. Why don’t you all act like gentleman for once, commit arson, and collect the pennies from your inadequate, insurance policy. Might be the only way to secure some sort of severance, since you fucks have no proprietary means over the brand. Once again, fuck off and die!
6 years ago at 1:35 pmCheers, ya sorry cucks!
Goober
6 years ago at 1:52 pmLook who’s talking. Now dance.
6 years ago at 4:17 pmC’mon take the bait
6 years ago at 10:01 pm#feministfam
6 years ago at 2:13 pmIs Veronica where?
6 years ago at 6:36 pmNo employment
6 years ago at 6:37 pmVirginator will help himself with model in photo.
6 years ago at 7:36 amEasy there slugger. Running your mouth like that will get you your ass beat
6 years ago at 2:30 pmToo easy. Took the bait AGAIN. I own all the real estate in your head. Dance again boy. For your master.
6 years ago at 5:00 pmYou’re the one who’s dancing little man. Now go on ahead and give us another
6 years ago at 11:43 pm