Condolences To Busch Beer And Their 60,000 Pounds Of Lost Soldiers
8 years ago

Why is it always the good ones that have to die young?

On Wednesday, tragedy struck around 2:40 a.m. on an Okaloosa County, Florida interstate when a semi truck driver failed to maintain his lane, causing the truck he was driving to flip. No, the driver wasn’t hurt or anything, but about 60,000 pounds of Busch beer spilled onto the interstate.

There are pictures of the incident, but I must warn you: They’re graphic.

The inhumanity.

If you’re like me and trying to do the math of it all, take 60,000 pounds of beer divided by the weight of a beer can over the weight of a case times π and you get: a lot of beer.

The payload was presumptively a total loss, roughly all $62.78 worth.

When news first broke of the terrible incident, condolences directed toward Busch beer were pouring in from all parts of the world. The beer brand eventually hopped on Twitter and thanked its supporters for the help.

Gone but never forgotten. RIP in peace, young ones.

Oh, and also: I lost 60,000 pounds of good men in thevaginator’s mother last night, too. Suck it, nerd.

Image via Facebook

    1. Wraith

      It is true. I hear her orifices are so huge that the US is considering moving all of our strategic oil reserves into her.

      8 years ago at 3:24 pm
      1. thevaginator

        Someones a little upset his mom’s asshole was today’s prize. Don’t worry little man, I already claimed my prize so you can go back to your room to play dungeons and dragons. Fucking loser

        8 years ago at 7:15 pm
      2. Wraith

        So, by your own definition, now you’re dancing too. My Mom called me and said some pimply faced middle schooler tried to assault her. She slapped him and he took off on his bicycle. Must’ve been you.

        8 years ago at 8:05 pm
      3. thevaginator

        Not quite how it works little man. You see, until you grow some balls and say something to my face, you will always be the one dancing. Now go on ahead and pussy out like you always do

        8 years ago at 9:10 pm
      4. Wraith

        By that logic, you have also not said anything to my face. Fucking loser, pussy, yadda yadda. You name the Internet time and Internet place and we’ll flex our anonymous Internet muscles. Wow, I feel so Internet empowered now.

        8 years ago at 6:59 am
      5. thevaginator

        I’ve called you out multiple times kid. I’ll meet you anywhere in Knoxville and knock your teeth in. You’re the one who’s too much of a pussy to show up.

        8 years ago at 9:59 am
      6. Wraith

        Why do I have to come all the way to you? Oh yeah, I forgot, bicycle. Halfway point from Madison would probably be Loiusville. What do you say, kick your ass there and then I can enjoy a nice bourbon?

        8 years ago at 1:04 pm
      7. thevaginator

        Time and place you fucking pussy. Good Lord I cant wait to knock you the fuck out.

        8 years ago at 2:56 pm
    3. thevaginator

      I didnt see it until you mentioned it because there was no way i was gonna read this trash article. ButI even got the staff dancing now. I own you losers.

      8 years ago at 7:14 pm
  4. Butanefratoil

    Imagine if this wrecked next to fraternity row and it’s just a free for all to see how many beers the pledges can pick up

    8 years ago at 4:31 pm
  6. thevaginator

    Lol I spent your years salary last time I went to Vegas you broke bitch. Get in line with the other losers and start dancing.

    8 years ago at 9:18 pm