The Salads On The 2018 Minnesota High School All Hockey Hair Team Are Flooding Ice Rinks Everywhere
8 years ago

Every year we are blessed with the divine flow of Minnesota high schools’ best hockey players. These are the type of dudes that, if they were pledges, you would be forced to throw them a bid because they have the kind of hair that just screams “This guy fucks.”

It doesn’t matter how well these guys play because their true skill shine through off the ice. So, without further ado, presenting the 2018 Minnesota All Hockey Hair Team, presented by Game On Minnesota.

In a shocking development, this year’s number one spot went to a lady who is affectionately being referred to as Rapuckzal. Talk about Upset City. Hate to cry PEDs, but it seems kind of unfair. She’s been growing that mane her whole life while the rest of this squad didn’t get into the flow game until their latter years.

Here’s to hoping these gods and goddess continue to have success in the salad department. Hopefully next year us guys can reclaim the top spot.

Image via Youtube

  2. Stardog

    First. Some old woman’s ass. I own real estate in your head. Your a loser. Dance for master. Yada yada. ( more mindless dribble ….) – now we don’t have to hear that moron comment here … unless he wants to dance

    8 years ago at 7:27 pm
    1. thevaginator

      Good Lord kid just how much real estate do I own in your head? Must be a lot considering you haven’t made a comment that isn’t about me in months. Now dance for your master

      8 years ago at 11:00 pm
      1. Stardog

        Took the bait. AGAIN. What a fuckin loser. Too easy. Dance for your master. Not even fun any more your such a idiot. Point proven. AGAIN. ……wait for it ,here it comes…..

        8 years ago at 6:45 am
      2. Nathan Bedford FAF

        It’s amazing how you knew he’d take the bait. What a joke that kid is!

        8 years ago at 12:44 pm