Spring Breakers Take Ultimate Squad Pic In Back Of Paddy Wagon
Once in a while when you have a good night with the squad, you got to commemorate it with a photo. My Instagram is littered with the same group pose but with a slightly different background.
The first step in capturing this moment for all of the world to see (your 117 followers) is finding the right person to snap this bond of friendship in photographic excellence. Most of the time, we flag down a random passing stranger. That’s not ideal. They definitely don’t want to be bothered and you’re never going to get close to 100 percent effort from these apathetic assholes. So what do you do?
A bunch of spring breakers in Florida found themselves in this predicament. Luckily for them, the Okaloosa Sheriff department stepped up and gave them a helping hand.
Look at those smiling faces. Avi pic worthy. Waiting to see this come across my feed with the caption “Thought I looked cute in this. I don’t know. Might delete later.” The dude in the blue striped polo isn’t even in the pic, but you know he’s getting tagged regardless.
Plus, look at that backdrop. Any wanna-be Instagram model could have used the beach or a hotel balcony as a backdrop, but a police cruiser? How’s that for originality. Not to mention the street cred. Worth it..
Image via Twitter
Virginator is the guy in the white tank
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