Nick Saban Hires Butch Jones To Be His Intern

ItalianStallion7 years ago

The University of Alabama is the promised land of college football. It’s just understood that if you’re willing to sell your soul for a championship you go to Alabama. Any mouth-breather that spends more than 15 minutes around Bryant–Denny Stadium walks away with a championship ring. That’s the black magic Nick Saban has bottled in Tuscaloosa.

On Tuesday, Saban was apparently bored and needed a new challenge in his life. Insert former Tennessee head coach and incompetent moron Butch Jones who has now accepted a “job” with the Crimson Tide.

From Yahoo Sports:

“He’s a intern, an analyst. I guess we can have several names for it,” Saban said. “He can’t coach on the field, he can work with us off the field. And today was actually the first time that he was cleared by the NCAA.

The concept of a 50-year-old Butch Jones being labeled as an intern is downright hilarious. Sure, Jones can consider himself an “analyst” but we all know he’ll be running around fetching Saban’s coffee and picking up his dry cleaning. The coffee order can’t be hard. Saban definitely only drinks something as black as his soul. Cream and sugar isn’t for champions, Butch..

[via Yahoo Sports]

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