Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 193
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Y’all I think I figured it out. vaginator is a girl!
Think about it. No guy would want to be a VAGinator. And what guy gets THAT emotional about what is essentially nothing?
That’s why she’s always talking about girls’ booty holes and never their vah-jays! She doesn’t want to deal with the fact that she has the same genitalia as the babes of the day!!! It all makes sense now.
Lets wait for her to take the bait and then, if we can be nice and supportive she’ll show her tits.
7 years ago at 12:28 pmPromise you, his name is Will Valentine and he’s from VA. I remember this kid in middle school saying that he wanted his fraternity nickname to be thevaginator. We all thought it was hilarious at the time, so it’s either the man himself or one of the people we told about it.
7 years ago at 8:05 amAnd the man himself is in fact sardonic enough to talk to people like he does. And he used to brag about all the gold his family has in Fort Knox, which explains the whole “going to school in Knoxville” thing. This all adds up perfectly. I’m gonna go punch him in the nuts.
7 years ago at 8:13 amFeel free to deck him once for all of us but don’t put his personal shit online.
Plus if he is more or less like that in real life then he has a problem and doesn’t need his shit put on the web. And what if you’re wrong?
Let’s do the FaF thing and show some honorable restraint.
7 years ago at 4:57 pmFratty Couples is an admitted drunk driver. Kid is one of the biggest losers on this site
7 years ago at 5:18 pmAnd you are an admitted homosexual and white supremacist who has admitted on this site that you like to fuck black men in the ass. That makes you the biggest loser on this site. Now do something about it pussy.
7 years ago at 5:17 amJust waiting on the time and place from you little man
7 years ago at 1:00 pmLol you already pussied out of our fight once you little bitch. I’d love the opportunity to knock your teeth in though.
7 years ago at 5:16 pmShhhh the men are talking little girl.
We will get to you in a minute.
7 years ago at 12:46 pmEast there slugger. Running your mouth like that will get you your ass beat
7 years ago at 1:01 pmNo. It won’t. It will entertain me and possibly some other people and possibly annoy you and that’s enough for me. My ass will stay thoroughly un-beat as opposed to yours which you submit to your long-johned sexual partner.
7 years ago at 9:44 amSo you’re admitting that you are too much of a pussy to fight me. We’ve been through this before kid and it doesn’t end well for you so you might as well just start dancing
7 years ago at 2:40 pmThe comments section is dead.
7 years ago at 4:45 amI’m just going to come out and say it. The bagel/data guy fucks.
7 years ago at 11:30 pm