porch drinking jams

Ideal Songs For Porch Drinking: The Return
7 years ago

porch drinking jams

It’s back, nerds.

Like mighty Santa Claus rises from his dread throne in the North Pole to spread cheer and good fortune to the good children of the world, so does Ideal Songs for Porch Drinking wake from a long slumber to fill your ears with a cascade of aural pleasure. The two-time Emmy award-winning playlist (source not found) is back just in time for the time of year that is best enjoyed with a Bluetooth speaker, cold beverages, and a raised deck ripe for the shaking. When the nine-to-five grind or four credits of summer classes leave you feeling antsy and ready to let it all hang out, cue up the tasty jams and go stupid on your stoop.

In honor of the NBA Conference Finals that have taken the nation by storm, this week’s edition features songs from notable Houston hip-hop legends like UGK, Chamillionaire, and Z-Ro as well as songs from some of the Bay Area’s finest. Thrown in for good measure is a long-awaited tune from one Mr. James Buffett and the iconic track from Harry Belafonte. Hold on to your butts, folks, because these songs are coming for that ass.

This week’s edition can be found below:

Like that Houston rap? Hit up The Ross Bolen Podcast and check out his “Houston Rap Song Of The Week” segments.

For the comprehensive Ideal Songs for Porch Drinking playlist, look no further:

Have a weekend folks and, as always, don’t drink and drive.

      2. SigmaNugs311

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        7 years ago at 7:24 pm
  9. thevaginatorv2

    Bow to me, King of the TFM commenters section and JoePaaas mothers anus

    7 years ago at 2:50 pm
    3. Fratty Couples PGA

      I LITERALLY hit my golf ball 350 with a driver, and I’m in the middle of the fairway every gotdamn time. Met an absolutely awesome chick last night who plays and has coached golf and I asked her to be my caddy, which is the most romantic thing I can think of. Told her to help me on short irons and putting so we can get to the PGA Tour. I AM IN LOVE, GENTLEMEN

      7 years ago at 2:43 pm
      1. thevaginator

        Is she into convicted drunk drivers who have no future outside of the drive through window? Because if so you’re in luck!

        7 years ago at 3:12 pm
      3. Fratty McFratFrat

        The most romantic thing would have been for you to offer to be HER caddy, but if the caddy has to wash your balls then you’re good.

        7 years ago at 5:23 pm
  11. thevaginator

    Just landed in Vegas for MDW. Got a 15k table at Drais tonight for Future and a 10k cabana tomorrow at Wet Republic for Tiesto so yeah, I’ll be getting a lot more pussy than you this weekend, but what else is new. I’ll keep you losers updated.

    7 years ago at 5:25 pm
    1. thevaginator

      Woke up about an hour ago. Crazy ass night that ended up with me slamming this swedish chick who ended up at our table. About to drop 10k at wet Republic for Tiesto and then another 10k at Hakkasan tonight for Steve Aoki. Hope you losers are having a good weekend. If you’re in Vegas hit me up, just make sure not to get too close to my bottles and bitches. Keep your asses in GA.

      7 years ago at 5:38 pm
      1. thevaginator

        Another wild night last night. Literally had 18 girls at my table alone. Made out with about a third of them and then went to go fuck my swedish chick again since it was her last night in town and she gives amazing head. Tonight its 12k minimum at Omnia for Martin Garrix. Heading back home tomorrow but not before I make a quick stop in Phoenix to kick stardogs bitch ass. Hope you losers are enjoying mdw. Man I love being rich.

        7 years ago at 10:40 pm