Ideal Songs For Porch Drinking: Let’s Get Weird
Let’s cut the cutesy poop, folks. This week’s list went a little off the rails.
The original plan was simple:
1. Hit the people with something off ye (“No Mistakes?” Check.)
2. Work in a little indie psych funk (Returning visitors The Fontaines with the titular song off their new album Freak? Done.)
3. Round it out with a couple classics (“One Toke Over the Line” by Brewer & Shipley? BINGO.)
Then I fell down a rabbit hole.
My favorite thing about Spotify — aside from the playlist function, obviously — is their “Related Artists” feature. It’s the absolute best, but it’s dangerous. You see a name you don’t recognize is close to Iggy Pop and next thing you know you’re getting your eagle on to a group called The Vibrators. Life comes at you fast.
Thankfully, the new sounds I found in this weekend binge absolutely slap. Go ahead and grab a cocktail, rev up Spotify, and get to know folks like Colter Wall, the 22-year-old Canadian dynamo who looks like Chris Pratt and rumbles like a thunderstorm. I also included Flatland Cavalry, a five-piece folk/soul/bluegrass/country group from Lubbock who’ve been in the game since 2015 but are just now finding their way to my ears. Thrown in for good measure are old favorites like Black Joe Lewis & the Honeybears and Clipse, along with the Ozark Mountain Daredevils because, like I said, this week’s list got weird.
Peep it right here:
Once you’re finished, crank up the main list of over 450 songs below:
Make this weekend a chill sitch, folks, and — as always — don’t drink and drive..
First!!!! Joepaaaas mom is gonna feel my big cock in her ass tonight!!! Also this was trash.
7 years ago at 5:16 pmI like to pretend you’re Ralph Nader’s son bc I don’t have a lot going on and that’s a fun play on words to me.
7 years ago at 6:38 pmSick bro!
7 years ago at 8:50 pmHey Karl we’ve been avoiding this cancer and it’s starting to die. Cancer can’t grow if you don’t feed ur
7 years ago at 9:23 pmHow about you avoid going on a drunk rant on tfm you fucking loser
7 years ago at 10:34 pmCan we bring back “something was done here?”
7 years ago at 11:49 pmYep JoePaas momma is gonna get it! Scouting reports indicate it’s like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
7 years ago at 12:32 pmMore like throwing a hot dog in the grand canyon
7 years ago at 1:42 pmHey man…..*farts*
7 years ago at 8:57 pmPost game report: Anus was in terrible shape but still managed to perform well once dinglebrries were removed. We’ll have to wait and see what happens next week
7 years ago at 9:54 amOnly question I have is who takes it up the ass more. Joepaaaa or his mom?
7 years ago at 3:27 pmThe only thing going into an ass tonight is your new bedazzled anal beads
7 years ago at 10:21 pmDo less
7 years ago at 3:26 pmHAHA *FARTS!!!*
7 years ago at 4:23 pmLay off the cock kiddo.
7 years ago at 6:59 pmScouting report would indicate that would have to be the man himself JoePaaas.
7 years ago at 7:50 pm*FAAAAAARTS!!!!*
7 years ago at 9:51 pm…or not. You do you little man. You wanna take cock up your ass go for it
7 years ago at 7:13 pmMassive cock goblin
7 years ago at 11:51 pmAwful attempt there small fry. What a fucking loser
7 years ago at 1:37 amhAHa *FAAAAARTS!!!*
7 years ago at 12:56 pmWas that from sigmanugs kid?
7 years ago at 1:50 pmhaha *FARTS!!*
7 years ago at 10:26 amI’ll take that as a yes. What a fucking loser!
7 years ago at 1:34 pmNice.
7 years ago at 7:02 amThanks pal. Have a good weekend Sharky.
7 years ago at 6:16 pmBow to me, the alpha male of TFM
7 years ago at 9:52 am“Life comes at you fast.”
7 years ago at 11:49 pm