Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 205
Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
Follow @tinderconvos on Instagram for daily doses of Tinder hilarity
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
Pages: 1 2
The ape with Down syndrome at my local zoo is smarter than you
6 years ago at 2:12 pmI’ll insert his generic response to save you time “and you wouldn’t dare say that to my face pussy”
6 years ago at 2:39 pmNow kids, if you wanna see……*FAAAAAAAAARRTS!!!!*
6 years ago at 9:42 pmI feel sorry for you, little guy. You’ve put a tremendous amount of work into this project, and all you’ve received in return is the scorn of your superiors. You have to keep the profiles of multiple users open in your browser, you have to check every article for mentions of your name. So here’s something to make your life easier: go to the profile of user Fratdee, and look at the comments. Now you can see every comment that’s being made on the site. Just refresh that now and then.
6 years ago at 11:23 amThat’s an insult to the ape.
6 years ago at 3:36 pmI bet you take a knee every night for another hit of the crack pipe. SUCKINGDICKFORCRACKSTUFF!!
6 years ago at 9:55 pmPretty much all of these convos are from jan/feb 2017
6 years ago at 5:06 pmAlso I sent you a nice juicy question via email, would appreciate the advice
Nobody here likes you.
6 years ago at 7:59 pmSo why do you keep coming back more than anyone else?
6 years ago at 8:35 pmIt wasn’t funny the 1st two times. Fuckin loser can’t even troll site without stepping in his own shit.
6 years ago at 10:26 amKeep living that dream. Idiot. U can’t last 3 seconds when your black step dad is plowing your asshole. HAAAAAAAAA!!!
6 years ago at 1:38 pmYou’ve been fucking owned on this thread virginator!!!!! Go cry in your mom’s basement bitch boy! And yes, we’d all say it to your fucking stupid face.
6 years ago at 5:21 pmYou honestly care what I…..*FAAAAAAAARTS!!!!*
6 years ago at 9:43 pmwouldn’t be surprised if you fucked JoePaa and thought it was his mom you fucking homo.
6 years ago at 12:36 amYou just got obliterated and made an absolute fool of yourself on this thread. Do us a favor kid, die. Your life is meaningless and you’ve clearly already disappointed your parents. Give it up lad
6 years ago at 2:11 pmyou would fly a couple thousand miles to beat someone’s ass? Somebody had problems as a kid.
6 years ago at 5:54 pmNo you don’t and no you didn’t. You’re a steaming lying sack of turds. No one believes you
6 years ago at 8:14 pmLie. Never happened. In his fucking wet dreams
6 years ago at 9:03 pmShe lives in her moms basement and gets railed in the ass by his step dad
6 years ago at 9:05 pm– female with serious daddy issues
6 years ago at 10:51 amYou like that title don’t ya lil fella, stole it right from your superior. Get some Original material
6 years ago at 6:17 pmI would definitely shit and spit in your food
6 years ago at 7:15 pmEither would you because you don’t leave mommy’s basement. Sorry your father keeps you in your dungeon and rapes you in the ass. I’m sure it must be hard. (All pun intended)
6 years ago at 8:55 pmGet a life man like seriously ffs.
6 years ago at 12:37 amHmm. Bacon’s name in the exec board videos is Greg, and those tinder messages from Greg sounded like they were from a creepy fat douche with zero sexual experience, plus they were extremely unfunny. Put the facts together ladies and gentlemen.
6 years ago at 10:05 pmHere it is folks!! Fail Friday presented by the vaginator!!. Just read the garbage comments
6 years ago at 11:14 amWhat’s the point of claiming to fight on an Internet forum dweeb
6 years ago at 1:42 pm