Trojan sent us a package of 300 free condoms. We launched 300 water balloons at our bottom tier neighbors and then raw-dogged some randoms. TFM.

    1. stay fratty my friends

      Many houses have bottom-tier neighbors dumbass. Your shitty house being an obvious exception; if you’re even in a fraternity.

      14 years ago at 6:13 pm
  1. frat frat frat

    Not using a condom is unbelievably NF.

    Try using Kimonos or Crowns. Crowns are used in porn.

    14 years ago at 5:29 pm
    1. Confederate Frates of America

      Crown Skinless skin? Those are fucking amazing. Randoms like the pink color as well.

      14 years ago at 8:53 pm
  2. fratterall

    No you didnt GDI, quit trying too hard. Not using condoms and catching STDS from randoms=NF

    14 years ago at 5:33 pm
  3. fratterall

    catching STDS from randoms=NF. Wasting condoms on a stupid water balloon fight=NF

    14 years ago at 5:35 pm
  4. 1895

    You’re going to regret it when you have a bunch of bastard children running around.

    14 years ago at 6:13 pm
  5. fratgrenade

    i dont believe this cuz youre from the south which means youre obviously ugly and stupid. stupid ugly people dont get laid.

    14 years ago at 6:28 pm
    1. Southern Gent

      Please capitalize the first word of your sentences, capitalize proper nouns, do not say “cuz” when you mean because, and learn how to use an apostrophe. If you’re going to criticize another person’t intelligence, be sure you don’t look “stupid” yourself. Learn the English language and how to cover your ass.

      14 years ago at 11:15 pm
    2. fratgrenade

      alright bro, ill be sure to keep that in mind next time i criticize another “person’t” intelligence. btw, you opened your comment with an extreme run on sentence. goddddd why are southern people so dumb?

      14 years ago at 12:49 am
    3. Lord Fratson

      Using the stereotype for a “redneck” as a representation of the South as a whole is simply ignorant and a reflection of stupidity. Were I to apply the same logic towards the north, everyone there would be a moronic guido incapable of intellectual thought. Take your ignorance and noticeable Yankee accent elsewhere GDI

      14 years ago at 1:25 am
    4. fratgrenade

      youve never left the south, have you? man everyone knows ignorance comes from the south, you got idiots there still wanting to secede and believing in slavery.

      14 years ago at 1:47 am
    5. Franklin Howard BRObey

      actually, Lord Fratterson, this just shows how ignorant YOU are with that analogy. every idiot southerner on this site uses the ‘redneck to guido’ comparison to rip on northerners. there’s 1 problem – guidos are concentrated to 1 small area of the north, whereas rednecks are EVERYWHERE in the south. (and in the north for that matter. there are way more rednecks in the north than guidos).

      i have nothing against the south or people from there, in fact, i like and respect them very much. but you all just sound ignorant when you say things like ‘everyone in the north is a guido.’

      14 years ago at 9:21 am
    6. Southern Gent

      That was not a run on sentance. I suppose you have never read Faulkner’s works. Again, capitalize the first word of your sentences.

      14 years ago at 10:21 am
    1. Lord Fratson

      But you are correct…people from the south are pretty retarded…that’s why we lost the war, don’t go to the dentist, and represent the poorest region of America. We are also responsible for Barack Hussein Obama being elected. I’m sorry for all of that.

      14 years ago at 1:41 am
    2. 1895

      We’ll see if you are still naive when you get some girl pregnant. Most girls aren’t perfect with taking taking their BC, so it lowers the effectiveness. Pulling out is the most retarded method of birth control, it’s like 65% effective. So if you fuck 100 girls… hope for 45 of your children to be running around. Happy pounding boys..

      14 years ago at 5:51 am
    3. Frat my life away

      cool math 1895. Next time I need a sex ed class on how easy it is for a girl to get preggers I’ll ring your mom

      14 years ago at 12:37 am
    4. BrokeBro

      1895: Thanks for the lesson on percentages, luckily for us bro’s that enjoy raw-dogging, we’ll only end up with 35 children instead of 45 like your math claims.

      Not knowing how to do basic math. NF

      14 years ago at 6:36 pm
  6. raw dog till my dog falls off

    One night a random insisted on me wearing a condom, so I did. When I started to go limp I told her to roll over,so she did. I proceeded to use the rip and throw method and continued the pounding. Condoms and the “pull-out” method are for gdis. Blast away gentlement, blast away.

    14 years ago at 9:28 pm