Judging people, making elves do his work all year, working one day a year, and coming home to fresh baked cookies from his slampiece Mrs. Claus. Santa. TFM.

  1. Frat Hard, Frat Often

    Santa is also a Republican. He wears red, the lower classes rely on his handouts, and throws around fossil fuels. TFM

    14 years ago at 11:27 am
  2. Gen. Stonewall FRATson

    He gets fresh baked cookies from every slampiece, not just his own.

    14 years ago at 1:01 pm