Division 3 football, Division 1 Fratting. TFM.

  1. Fratorious

    I may stop reading TFM just because of this post. I mean you couldn’t even get into a D1 or D2 school? Sad. NF. You fucking geed!

    14 years ago at 8:15 pm
    1. Frattysburg

      Why would I want to go to a big school when I can frat like hell here AND get an actual education. Anyone can get into D1 schools as evidenced by the fact that they’re so fucking big.

      14 years ago at 9:12 pm
    2. The Fraternity Strikes Back

      Well let’s think about that, more connections, more slampieces and better looking slampieces, more money, better football games, better social events, better alumni, better campus, better traditions. So shut the fuck up you unsuccessful piece of geedy trash

      14 years ago at 9:24 pm
    3. Grammar police police

      i think someone was multi-tasking between doing homework writing about an article and posting on TFM

      14 years ago at 9:37 pm
  2. WAR FRAT EAGLE

    All D3 schools are LIBERAL ARTS colleges …. it’s sad you couldn’t get into a D2 school at least.

    14 years ago at 8:16 pm
    1. FrozenFrat

      Not true at all. Mine is one of the hardest engineering schools in the country, we frat hard while toying with the fabric of the universe. Playing God with stem cells and biomaterials = FaF

      14 years ago at 8:05 am
    2. FrozenFrat

      Where does anything I say have liberal implications. And don’t go saying stem cells, because that retard bush made it so we can only play with the shitty adult ones. Nonetheless, AIDS is cured because of them, so think twice about your anti-science beliefs and more about making money off geeds with HIV

      14 years ago at 4:49 pm
    1. May the Frat be with you

      Phi Sig is FaF
      d1fratdaddy go wear your cargo jorts you geed

      Damn Proud!

      14 years ago at 1:48 am
  3. SPErry

    Union College is a D3 school. You should thank the D3 school for founding your Frat.

    14 years ago at 8:22 pm
    1. I.F.W.T.

      SPErry: In the case of Total FRAT Move, Frat is referring to a verb/action, as apposed to a noun. Using the word frat as a noun is considered disrespectful, and anybody with pride would refer to their “frat” as a fraternity instead.

      14 years ago at 12:07 am
    2. 1865

      Frat is an action or adjective, but never an organization. And something about not calling your country a cunt.

      14 years ago at 6:16 am
    3. gerb

      First off, if you live in a “Frat” you are a geed. Bottom line. A true gentleman lives in a fraternity. Second SPErry, typing with half capitals and half lower case letters = TSM. don’t ever do that again for the sake of your manhood.

      14 years ago at 7:51 am
  4. vineyard girl

    i’m pretty sure that liberal arts colleges are a lot harder to get into than most d1 schools….

    ex. pomona has a 16% acceptance rate. wesleyan has 22%. bowdoin 19%. mit 11%….. on and on and on.

    and d1 schools…. they’re like 50 – 60%.

    sorry you guys failed in prep school 🙂

    nice try.

    14 years ago at 8:23 pm
    1. HAA!

      Emoticons….GAY. Go back to your “super elite” 2,000 student school. I’ll still have more money/girls/fun than you will ever have.

      14 years ago at 8:28 pm
    2. fratberry

      You can keep your 8 house greek system and Philosophy degree.

      However, I will keep fratting hard with my real Greek system, slampieces, Business Degree, and Division 1 athletics.

      14 years ago at 9:01 pm
    3. Fratorious

      HAA! I wasn’t talking about you. I was talking about Vineyard whale girl. Sorry about the mix up

      14 years ago at 9:12 pm
    4. ASigIAm

      Exchanging insults on an internet message board: NF.
      Disclaimer: I know that I sort of just broke my own rule, but I thought it needed to be thrown out there.

      14 years ago at 10:32 pm
    5. South>north

      Considering that rainman was a fucking autistic genius who remembered everything people taught him I’d say he’d probably do better than that dumbass.

      14 years ago at 9:10 am
  5. Eric Fratton

    D3 schools are the shit. My school has a 10% acceptance rate and are 70% Greek. We frat hard as fuck

    14 years ago at 8:32 pm
    1. I.F.W.T.

      Swayze: That would technically leave no GDI students. Not bad in my book. You’re trying too hard to criticize, much like the majority of people that have found this site recently.

      14 years ago at 12:10 am
    1. bro namath

      you people are everywhere. shut up you’ve had one great year in 30. RTR. 40-34-1

      14 years ago at 9:20 pm
  6. trust me im a froctor

    Washington and Lee is the only D3 school where fratting occurs at a D3 level. W&L is in Virginia not Pennsylvania, nice try geed.

    14 years ago at 8:39 pm
    1. broman

      without a doubt. agreed that all other dIII’s are NF, but w&l is the only exception. anyone who disagrees clearly know nothing about the school

      14 years ago at 10:01 pm
    2. sigma my delta

      W&L: 80% greek
      15 frats, 6 srats
      KA Alpha Chapter
      the Lexington Triad

      sorry bout it

      14 years ago at 7:37 pm
  7. pretty in pink

    D1 schools are better than D2 or D3 schools, we have higher acceptance rates, because we have more students apply & more students who are accepted, because we HAVE MORE STUDENTS THAN YOU WHO TAKE AN INTEREST INTO THE SCHOOL! there are more opportunities for real life experience and better fratting. Small schools = shitty greek life. fucking geed, if you’re not D1, you don’t count!

    14 years ago at 8:48 pm
    1. Fratty the GDI Slayer

      Someone needs to chill on the fraterall. Relax, we know div 1 schools are better. This is some pride in humility though. Don’t need to rub it into the faces of geeds that already know they aren’t as frat.

      14 years ago at 11:20 pm
    2. phipsifrat

      You’re an idiot. clearly. Do you not understand the idea behind an acceptance RATE? The whole point is to make the school’s comparable. My school accepted less than 16%. Your school is clearly not selective and lets in morons like you.

      14 years ago at 5:50 am
    3. threeisbetter

      higher acceptance rate=more GDIs. i don’t think a GDI can afford my $35,000 a year. D2 def. frats just as hard as any D1 school. only difference is we dont have many GDIs like you.

      14 years ago at 12:32 pm