Bagger asked me "paper or plastic." I asked which was more environmentally friendly. He said paper, so I said I'll take plastic. The surprise in the geeds eyes made my day. TFM.
i wont lie, it probably doesn’t sound funny on here at all, but it was hilarious watching the cashier and bagger’s faces. i guess it could be said that it was one of those “you had to be there” moments.
I’ll admit, it didn’t sound as funny on the site, but it was pretty hilarious in person when the bagger and cashier just stopped everything and stared in utter amazement at me when I just came off as the “I-don’t-give-a-rats-ass-about-the-environment-and-dont-give-a-shit-if-you-know-it” kind of person.
I guess you could say it was one of those “you had to be there” moments.
Explaining your hideous full of shit tfm is the most embarrassing thing I have read on this site. You are a fucking lying tool. To further validate your level of ignorance, the fucking teenage baggers at HEB could give a rats ass what type bag you preferred, even if they still actually asked. If your rebuttal to this is along these lines “well I wasn’t even at HEB, when it happened” then again you are validating your own level of mental incompetence.
Believe what you want, but if you’ve read any of my extremely sarcastic comments on TFM, they will tell you that I’m an advocate of not being a lying tool.
Also, no, I was not at HEB. But I was at a store owned by them… Central Market. There has never been a time where they haven’t asked me whether I want paper or plastic. Also, I have never seen a single person under 25 working the baggers or cash register at that store.
Also, I am not going to pretend to care that some tool on TFM doesn’t believe me. Everyone of my fraternity brothers have seen me saying the most asshole things.
You don’t need to take everything seriously. Just because this is a TFM doesn’t mean I went in and was dead serious when I told this lady that. I told her in a joking matter. My friends laughed and I’m pretty sure that at one point in the day, she probably figured out that I was fucking around.
Spare YOURSELF the embarrassment and don’t bother replying back, geed. In the meantime, take that tampon out your ass and grab yourself a new one. Heavy flow, asap.
There is nothing funny about this post. It’s just ignorant and stupid. I hear running in front of moving cars also hurts the environment. You should try it.
Youre a fucking Fiji, so nothing you will ever say will have any value to this site or to the world.
Also, take it as the joke it was supposed to be. Its not funny if you just read it… so put yourself in this situation and you’ll at least get a chuckle.
Other than that, get your head out your ass, but I dont think thats possible since youre a Fiji
Ignore them, your head’s in the right place. Maybe next time ask for plastic inside paper. Screw these libs who want everyone to be an environmentally conscious, politically correct pussy with no spine.
I only know this because I did a paper on it which wasted a small forest; but plastic is actually better for the environment than paper bags. The process to make and the recycle paper bags causes more harm than it does plastic. Just so you know.
the stupidity behind this post isnt even worth mentioning
14 years ago at 7:27 pmi wont lie, it probably doesn’t sound funny on here at all, but it was hilarious watching the cashier and bagger’s faces. i guess it could be said that it was one of those “you had to be there” moments.
14 years ago at 7:33 pmI’ll admit, it didn’t sound as funny on the site, but it was pretty hilarious in person when the bagger and cashier just stopped everything and stared in utter amazement at me when I just came off as the “I-don’t-give-a-rats-ass-about-the-environment-and-dont-give-a-shit-if-you-know-it” kind of person.
I guess you could say it was one of those “you had to be there” moments.
14 years ago at 7:39 pmI think this is fucking hilarious. I’ll bet you don’t have the balls to do this
14 years ago at 8:18 pmAlso, by posting, didn’t you just mention the stupidity of the post? Good one, dipshit
14 years ago at 8:20 pmwoops, ignore that double post. Computer’s fucked up
14 years ago at 8:40 pmExplaining your hideous full of shit tfm is the most embarrassing thing I have read on this site. You are a fucking lying tool. To further validate your level of ignorance, the fucking teenage baggers at HEB could give a rats ass what type bag you preferred, even if they still actually asked. If your rebuttal to this is along these lines “well I wasn’t even at HEB, when it happened” then again you are validating your own level of mental incompetence.
14 years ago at 8:04 pmBelieve what you want, but if you’ve read any of my extremely sarcastic comments on TFM, they will tell you that I’m an advocate of not being a lying tool.
Also, no, I was not at HEB. But I was at a store owned by them… Central Market. There has never been a time where they haven’t asked me whether I want paper or plastic. Also, I have never seen a single person under 25 working the baggers or cash register at that store.
Also, I am not going to pretend to care that some tool on TFM doesn’t believe me. Everyone of my fraternity brothers have seen me saying the most asshole things.
You don’t need to take everything seriously. Just because this is a TFM doesn’t mean I went in and was dead serious when I told this lady that. I told her in a joking matter. My friends laughed and I’m pretty sure that at one point in the day, she probably figured out that I was fucking around.
Spare YOURSELF the embarrassment and don’t bother replying back, geed. In the meantime, take that tampon out your ass and grab yourself a new one. Heavy flow, asap.
14 years ago at 2:39 amThere is nothing funny about this post. It’s just ignorant and stupid. I hear running in front of moving cars also hurts the environment. You should try it.
14 years ago at 8:20 pmYoure a fucking Fiji, so nothing you will ever say will have any value to this site or to the world.
Also, take it as the joke it was supposed to be. Its not funny if you just read it… so put yourself in this situation and you’ll at least get a chuckle.
Other than that, get your head out your ass, but I dont think thats possible since youre a Fiji
14 years ago at 8:44 pmTLM(Total Lib move)
14 years ago at 2:13 amIgnore them, your head’s in the right place. Maybe next time ask for plastic inside paper. Screw these libs who want everyone to be an environmentally conscious, politically correct pussy with no spine.
14 years ago at 8:41 pmI only know this because I did a paper on it which wasted a small forest; but plastic is actually better for the environment than paper bags. The process to make and the recycle paper bags causes more harm than it does plastic. Just so you know.
14 years ago at 10:02 pmPaper bags can hold more so you end up using less. Not sure how this affects the carbon footprint but its worth noting.
14 years ago at 5:17 pmshould of asked for double bagging.
14 years ago at 10:14 pmSupport the tree farmers who grow the trees, provide land to lease, and provide oxygen to breathe.
(and don’t buy the recycled paper, buy the stuff straight from the tree)
14 years ago at 11:22 pmGrocery Shopping is a womens job. NF
14 years ago at 11:27 amDon’t act like you’ve never been to the grocery store before.
14 years ago at 12:06 pmBuying you’re own groceries… NF.
14 years ago at 1:36 pmwhy would you go out of your way to hurt the enviroment. fishing and hunting are fratty as fuck and your fucking it up
14 years ago at 2:23 pm