Christmas break bonding: I walked in from the bars this morning and Dad was already up reading the Journal and drinking coffee. Mom made me breakfast. TFM.

    1. Always Fratty, Always

      You don’t when your home? My father picked my mother cause of her perfect sorostitute qualities, including being damned good in the kitchen.

      14 years ago at 9:52 pm
    1. Eric Fratton

      Are you fucking retarded? I’d take a good home-cooked meal over any other meal in the world.

      14 years ago at 10:03 pm
    2. arrogantprick

      Well then, that’s a personal shortcoming you’ll just have to work on, now isn’t it?

      14 years ago at 10:17 pm
    3. NNJJSWAT

      You truly are an arrogant prick. Any real fratstar marries a sorostitute that can cook. Eating breakfast out should only be done for sunday brunch with some business associates. You probably eat out because your mom can’t cook or she died. take your pick, but either way you are a gdi. You would never get a bid from any decent house, GEED

      14 years ago at 12:31 am
    4. Fratability

      Relax guys it’s just a GDI pulling your legs posting on here, dont let ’em get to you.

      14 years ago at 7:04 am
    5. Patriot Fuel

      No help will ever be able to cook something that tastes better than my mothers cooking

      14 years ago at 2:38 pm
    1. Fratorious

      Just because the bar closes at 2, doesn’t mean he’ll make it home at 2. Long ride, food stops, and stopping to screw a slampiece are all reasonable reasons he’d be delayed getting home.

      14 years ago at 12:05 pm