Woke up this morning with a hangover and a 16 year old in bed. I wrote it off as community service. TFM

    1. Fratwall Jackson

      I support TJ’s usage of initials. I hereby deem initials a fratty way of presenting one’s self on this website. Unacceptable forms are using acronyms..i.e C.A.M. Which stands for Cali Ass Motherfucker…Not Fratty (sorry using the word fratty, I know it irritates you oh so much)

      14 years ago at 10:01 pm
  1. Fratwall Jackson

    I have this slampiece at Kappa, and she called me today because she had heard talking about this Cam fellow that was causing such a fuss at the house. She was at a sex shop with her sorority sisters getting ready for a bachelorette party, and she said she found this butt plug that was made in california, shaped like a surfboard, and was named the Cam Man. The tagline went something like “This butt plug is only for the most experienced assholes brah, surfs up big boy” So, I think we solved the mystery. Cam is a big california butt plug that is sold in sex shops. And this whole time I thought he was a just cali bro that was wasting perfectly good organs.

    14 years ago at 5:51 pm
  2. Cam

    Fratwall, great story. What amazing coincidences. I could tell it was made up based on the first half-sentence. I have this slampiece……….

    Flintstone – Thanks

    It’s not rape if I’m 18.

    TJ – You go by intitials. Not Frat

    14 years ago at 9:36 pm
    1. Fratwall Jackson

      Well I hope you knew it was made up, cause if it was true you have some real self-esteem issues. Thinking you were a buttplug and all, golly Cam, you are a prankster. But Suicide is never the answer little buddy. You’ll get through this. Ryan and yourself can have a group therapy session, where you can hash out all the feelings you get from all these “scary” rich kids making fun of you on a website. But if we are getting to ya, the number is 1-800-SUICIDE, and they will talk you out of it/ I don’t want to see you piss your life away Cam. My family needs a butler and you totally qualify

      14 years ago at 9:44 pm
    2. slampiece

      ha you all need to get over yourselves. cam you’re a douche. cali will NEVER be fratty. and if you’re fucking your frat brothers gfs and 16 year olds, you obvioulsy are too much of a fag to get you’re own legal aged slampiece. and if i were you i would consider taking fratwalls job offer, you’ll need something to support you’re underage girls shopping sprees at gap kids

      14 years ago at 6:56 pm