Born and raised in the South, All-American SEC football star, war hero, master of the seas, rich as fuck. Forrest Gump. TFM.

  1. Keep the Change

    Saving your pledge trainer’s life to repay him for dealing with “the worst pledge class ever.” TFM.

    14 years ago at 10:05 am
    1. fratanomics

      Pretty sure it was the other way around. She basically raped him the first time they had sex. Either way, good work Forrest.

      14 years ago at 10:22 am
  2. sir frattalot

    I submitted something similar, but yours is better worded. So true. You forgot the meeting 3 different presidents bit though. Knowing presidents is FaF

    14 years ago at 10:26 am