Born and raised in the South, All-American SEC football star, war hero, master of the seas, rich as fuck. Forrest Gump. TFM. Dan Fratrick14 years ago
Keep the Change Saving your pledge trainer’s life to repay him for dealing with “the worst pledge class ever.” TFM. 14 years ago at 10:05 am
fratanomics Pretty sure it was the other way around. She basically raped him the first time they had sex. Either way, good work Forrest. 14 years ago at 10:22 am
sir frattalot I submitted something similar, but yours is better worded. So true. You forgot the meeting 3 different presidents bit though. Knowing presidents is FaF 14 years ago at 10:26 am
Ping pong champ.
14 years ago at 10:02 amSaving your pledge trainer’s life to repay him for dealing with “the worst pledge class ever.” TFM.
14 years ago at 10:05 amJenny was his slampiece
14 years ago at 10:11 amPretty sure it was the other way around. She basically raped him the first time they had sex. Either way, good work Forrest.
14 years ago at 10:22 amMost unlikely frat daddy ever.. But he made it work.
14 years ago at 10:16 amI submitted something similar, but yours is better worded. So true. You forgot the meeting 3 different presidents bit though. Knowing presidents is FaF
14 years ago at 10:26 amExcept for Obama
14 years ago at 1:29 pmCan’t forget about that home he grew up in.
14 years ago at 10:47 am^agreed
14 years ago at 11:00 amold plantation house=FaF
Can’t sit here
14 years ago at 10:54 amSeats taken
14 years ago at 10:58 amMy names Forrest Gump people call me Forrest Gump
14 years ago at 10:59 amOn the cover of Forbes.FAF.
14 years ago at 11:02 amAnd that’s all I have to say about that.
14 years ago at 11:02 am