It’s: “I stand ready to deploy, engage and destroy the enemies of the United States of America in close combat.” Don’t pretend to be in the military when you’re not, douche.
I like how you’re not talking shit about his TFM not being funny but still demolish its credibility. Possibly the wittiest rebuttal I have seen in quite a while.
In North Carolina, is being flabby and out of shape F?
I can’t recall playing for too many sports teams that I have played for that didn’t require team workouts.
Raging hard and destroying all the GDIs on the field and on the water. FaF
being fit from the outdoor activities (hunting, golf, fishing, etc) that you have done all your life despite heavy drinking TFM. going to the gym every day because you are insecure and feel you need to to impress girls because your a poor GDI NF
Going to the gym has nothing to do with being insecure. push-ups, pull-ups, free weights, and sports, are all frat as fuck. being in good physical shape to counter your drinking and drug habits so as to look good, dominate sports, live longer, and not be a soft or disgusting fat-body = FaF. you’re an idiot. hit the gym pussy.
being a pussy = NF
Not staying physically fit to close with and destroy the enemies of the United States in close combat. NF.
14 years ago at 9:09 amEasy, Jethro. That’s what JAGMs are for.
14 years ago at 9:28 amIt’s: “I stand ready to deploy, engage and destroy the enemies of the United States of America in close combat.” Don’t pretend to be in the military when you’re not, douche.
14 years ago at 12:03 pmi concur. being able to rip stan’s beard off with your left hand…TFM.
14 years ago at 12:06 pmPussy. We drink 16Oz
14 years ago at 9:10 amWhoa, you are so cool.
14 years ago at 11:30 amYeah those extra 4 ounces make you so much more frat
14 years ago at 1:25 pmI don’t understand these conversations y’all seem to be having with GDIs on a regular basis.
14 years ago at 9:22 amsecond
14 years ago at 10:42 amhaha i was just thinking this
14 years ago at 10:49 amI like how you’re not talking shit about his TFM not being funny but still demolish its credibility. Possibly the wittiest rebuttal I have seen in quite a while.
14 years ago at 11:57 amIn North Carolina, is being flabby and out of shape F?
I can’t recall playing for too many sports teams that I have played for that didn’t require team workouts.
14 years ago at 9:26 amRaging hard and destroying all the GDIs on the field and on the water. FaF
“Pumping iron” has nothing to do with athleticism, deusch.
14 years ago at 10:31 ampoor spelling has everything to do with being a DOUCHE
14 years ago at 1:29 pm“deusch”? wtf?
14 years ago at 2:46 pmHahahaha. Idiot.
14 years ago at 6:52 pmWorst TFM ever.
Mandatory Frat gym schedules, rolling deep to the gym, and being the biggest guys at the gym, TFM.
14 years ago at 10:43 am^ TFM. Balance in everything, it’s good to be fit too.
14 years ago at 10:50 amgo back to brobible
14 years ago at 10:53 amNo, your TFM is the worst ever, and possibly the gayest
14 years ago at 11:40 amSucks that you spelled “Shield” wrong for your name.
14 years ago at 11:44 am^ hahahahahahahahahah
14 years ago at 1:28 pmbeing fit from the outdoor activities (hunting, golf, fishing, etc) that you have done all your life despite heavy drinking TFM. going to the gym every day because you are insecure and feel you need to to impress girls because your a poor GDI NF
14 years ago at 6:32 pmGoing to the gym has nothing to do with being insecure. push-ups, pull-ups, free weights, and sports, are all frat as fuck. being in good physical shape to counter your drinking and drug habits so as to look good, dominate sports, live longer, and not be a soft or disgusting fat-body = FaF. you’re an idiot. hit the gym pussy.
14 years ago at 6:47 pmbeing a pussy = NF
BOOM. IN THE FACE ROASTED
14 years ago at 12:29 pmMG has got it right
14 years ago at 9:36 ambeing fit. TFM
14 years ago at 10:54 amCrossfit TFM.
14 years ago at 11:38 am^ Second
14 years ago at 2:40 pmCrossfit hardest workout i’ve ever done
14 years ago at 4:01 pmOh man bro that sounds so sick, just lifting on the front lawn so everyone can see you getting your swell on. ARMS
14 years ago at 12:07 pm12 ounces = 1 beer. think about it
14 years ago at 12:07 pmHaha yeah, anyway, hazing myself right now.
14 years ago at 12:08 pmThat’s nothing. I kick back with 40 ounces, a hair pick, and a boom box and I call it a fuckin day.
14 years ago at 12:16 pmnice move
14 years ago at 12:28 pmYou can always try kegstands to work out shoulders and upper chest
14 years ago at 1:57 pm