I am a GDI, and before me, I see a whole army of my GeedMEN here to battle the MAN. Ay, fight and you are going to work for the man, run and you’ll become homeless. At least a while. And being alone in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell the frat stars and the MAN that they may take our self worth and dignity…. but they’ll never take our CARGO SHORTS!!!!!
As much as I hate cargo shorts and their ilk, I’ve hated the kind of shoes he’s wearing for my entire life. Fuck I hated them when I was 5. They make the wearer look like a tool.
I agree sir… I always wondered why Sperry would make their “Striper Slip-on” which is essentially the same thing and then Wedding Crashers comes out and they have that weird-ass GDI son and I finally have my answer..
Yes, he’s a geed, but these are called “utili-kilts”. When you see a guy wearing these he’s usually a Master of something in the arts. I only know this because when I was in high school, we did a production where we needed a fly-rail put in, and the man that came to help us install it and teach me how to fly on it was wearing one and told us that.
There is no excuse for wearing one of these, but at least some of the people that do wear them have a reason. If he’s just wearing one for the hell of it, that’s sad and weird.
Wow, I would never have known this otherwise. Goes to show, you learn something new every day. Most days it’s just what you did the night before, but not today…
i saw a kid walking around in one of these and he had a 6inch RED afro to go with it. this old guy was driving down the road and was laughing so hard i could hear him from about 50 yards away
“This is where I keep me lucky charms.”
14 years ago at 8:06 amThe Lucky Charms Leprechaun wore pants, and kilts are Scottish.
14 years ago at 8:22 amMy bad, don’t really follow enough of each to know that…
14 years ago at 8:37 amknowing anything about a country other than America. NF
14 years ago at 9:09 am^sarcasm
14 years ago at 9:11 am^Sarcasm is FaF
14 years ago at 10:34 am^Sarcasm and satire. NF.
14 years ago at 11:22 am^Being funny. TFM
14 years ago at 2:15 pmUsing arrows to point at shit on the Internet. FAF
14 years ago at 10:12 pmArrows pointing every which way on the internet. TFTC
14 years ago at 9:48 am< that way
13 years ago at 11:55 pmThere’s a cargo pocket on top of the cargo pocket. What is this world coming to?
14 years ago at 8:45 amits like inception
14 years ago at 11:43 amWE HAVE TO GO GEEDER!
14 years ago at 11:57 amif you go that geed, there’s a chance you won’t make it back
14 years ago at 12:10 pmI wonder if there’s a cargo pocket inside of the cargo pocket on top of the cargo pocket?
14 years ago at 12:58 pmThis picture was actually taken inside of a cargo pocket
14 years ago at 2:33 pmits like a taco within a taco, within a tacobell, inside a kfc, inside the mall, inside your dream!
14 years ago at 2:29 amI am a GDI, and before me, I see a whole army of my GeedMEN here to battle the MAN. Ay, fight and you are going to work for the man, run and you’ll become homeless. At least a while. And being alone in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell the frat stars and the MAN that they may take our self worth and dignity…. but they’ll never take our CARGO SHORTS!!!!!
14 years ago at 8:47 amhahaha nice!
14 years ago at 8:47 amGood reference, but don’t ruin BraveHeart with GDI references and cargo shorts.
14 years ago at 12:25 pmAs much as I hate cargo shorts and their ilk, I’ve hated the kind of shoes he’s wearing for my entire life. Fuck I hated them when I was 5. They make the wearer look like a tool.
14 years ago at 8:55 amThose shoes are truly terrible.
14 years ago at 9:18 amI agree sir… I always wondered why Sperry would make their “Striper Slip-on” which is essentially the same thing and then Wedding Crashers comes out and they have that weird-ass GDI son and I finally have my answer..
14 years ago at 12:01 pmYes, he’s a geed, but these are called “utili-kilts”. When you see a guy wearing these he’s usually a Master of something in the arts. I only know this because when I was in high school, we did a production where we needed a fly-rail put in, and the man that came to help us install it and teach me how to fly on it was wearing one and told us that.
There is no excuse for wearing one of these, but at least some of the people that do wear them have a reason. If he’s just wearing one for the hell of it, that’s sad and weird.
14 years ago at 9:33 amAnd don’t say “master-bater”…that’s just immature…
Don’t berate me for knowing this, it’s good to have a random fact of the day. (even if it’s a horrible atrocity to the fashion world)
14 years ago at 9:37 amlooks like this struck a nerve.
14 years ago at 9:38 amHaha no! I just don’t want to be yelled at for my little fact!
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be heading back to the kitchen!
14 years ago at 9:44 amYou’re excused.
14 years ago at 10:20 amGreat…so the very best case scenario is he’s a master tradesman who can’t tie his shoes…
14 years ago at 10:21 amHaha yeah….
14 years ago at 10:46 amI caught you a delicious bass
14 years ago at 10:49 amTexasSRAT, you are awesome. I love random facts of the day and girls in the kitchen.
14 years ago at 10:53 amSecond, TexasSRAT you’re awesome.
14 years ago at 10:57 amI agree about TexasSRAT. Always good to see a girl who knows something
14 years ago at 1:08 pmeven better when she knows her place.
14 years ago at 2:41 pmYou can also see “utili-kilt” stitched on the back pocket.
14 years ago at 7:48 pmWow, I would never have known this otherwise. Goes to show, you learn something new every day. Most days it’s just what you did the night before, but not today…
14 years ago at 10:05 pmWho gave you permission to speak?
14 years ago at 1:12 ami saw a kid walking around in one of these and he had a 6inch RED afro to go with it. this old guy was driving down the road and was laughing so hard i could hear him from about 50 yards away
14 years ago at 11:23 amcool story bro
14 years ago at 12:54 pmGive him a bid
14 years ago at 12:05 pmsecond
14 years ago at 12:17 pmHahaha I totally saw this guy in Atlanta this weekend while I was at the SCIFC Conference. That was fucking hilarious!
14 years ago at 12:56 pmME TOO HAHAHA!!!
14 years ago at 1:55 amIs that a fuckin cargo kilt? I would haze this kid in public
14 years ago at 1:48 pmSecond.
14 years ago at 2:32 pmWell i found what a pledge is going to be wearing..
14 years ago at 1:54 pm