Spurrier Pounds Coors Original Topless at Daytona 500, Still Rocks Visor
14 years ago

The Ol’ Ball Coach clearly has no problems with his body image. If you’re rocking man tits like this, and still go shirtless to throw back Yellowbellies at a highly publicized event, well…you’re just TFTC. He impressively incorporates his frattire in the form of the standard Spurrier visor, along with sunglasses and what appear to be croakies. Just throwin’ back brews with his bros, not giving a fuck, while scarring a small child for life with his unsightly midriff. Steve has my respect; maybe even more so for letting it all hang out after landing the #1 ranked prospect in the nation, Jadeveon Clowney. Preseason polls are showing South Carolina ranked as high as a top 10 team.

  2. Fratersby

    Preseason polls are for jeeds…we need to switch to the Paul Johnson method where there’s no rankings until the 3rd week of the season.

    14 years ago at 11:05 am
  7. booze haze slam

    Clowney will end up like all the rest of the sc teams, tobacco farming dying of cancer at 54. he stayed there bc his moma told him too! haha. which i respectable, but how is he gonna take care of her? oh wait…welfare.

    14 years ago at 12:57 pm
    1. 1356

      “which i respectable”
      Im not one to correct someone usually, especially just a typo, but don’t do it while making fun of another kids future. It would be sad to see where you are one day compared to Mr. Clowney and several others on their current roster. Way to make a complete and total idiot out of yourself.

      14 years ago at 1:57 pm
    3. Keep it Fratty

      several people are starting to believe that “booze haze slam” has down’s syndrome.

      14 years ago at 9:51 pm
  11. the nelson

    The man parties and hazes football players like an active, looks like an alumni, and has funds like a chapter doner.

    14 years ago at 1:21 pm
    1. themadfratter

      I think you mean the man parties and hazes football players like an active, looks like an alumnus, and has funds like a chapter donor. Poor spelling, much like being poor, is NF.

      14 years ago at 1:33 pm
    2. the nelson

      Sorry typing on my phone isn’t the easiest thing, and while I applaud the grammatical intensity, its a bit unnecessary to think im poor due to the fact I misspelled two words. Being a loser on the internet – nf.

      14 years ago at 3:34 pm