Not even my families' millions in assets are as liquid as my beershits. TFM.

  1. Fratisimus Dorsi

    I see you have never taken a finance class. “Assets” would also include your house (or houses, as I’m sure you have three or four like everyone else on this site). These are not very liquid assets because they are hard to convert to actual cash.

    Trying too hard. NF

    14 years ago at 10:38 pm
    1. ballball

      Fratsby can you please explain how liquid assets are not frat?

      Stocks, one of the most liquid investments, provide the highest returns. Letting your money make even more money while you sit on your ass doing nothing sounds pretty damn frat to me…

      14 years ago at 12:16 am
    2. Bromar Rageman

      They provide the highest returns, and also the highest losses. Allocate your assets appropriately and you’ll earn the highest consistent return in the long run. A mix of liquid and illiquid (real estate) assets is better than all liquid. Don’t put all of your eggs in one basket, you GDI.

      14 years ago at 12:29 am
    3. Sherman1865

      Fratisimus Dorsi…..Investing in Real Estate can be done by investing in REITS, Real estate mutual funds (go to fidelity.com for an example), individual securities(which are traded on the NYSE..Very liquid)

      14 years ago at 12:59 am
    4. Fratisimus Dorsi

      Sherman, I know you can invest in REITs, I was just making the point that his “families” probably own a house, and a house is considered an asset. Since they cannot be easily converted to cash, they are not very liquid.

      14 years ago at 1:34 pm
  2. Anonymous Rugby guy

    This post demonstrates that the poster doesn’t have any more class than anyone else from new jersey. It also demonstrates that he has been eating his hair gel.

    14 years ago at 10:46 pm
    1. Sherman1865

      Once again, your inability to look past a stereotypes shows a lack of education and travel.

      Go fuck your sister…Inbred

      14 years ago at 1:01 am
  3. phiphitillidie

    the post would’ve been way better had he said his assets are more liquid than his beershits.

    14 years ago at 10:57 pm
    1. Skeeter

      Congratulations you dumb fucking yankee, you tried to make a TFM. but fucked up the grammar, and cancelled the badass right out of the post by not knowing what the hell you’re talking about.

      14 years ago at 11:11 pm
  4. Pigsooie

    Haha. Yankee. If it wasn’t for the south you wouldn’t have fraternities. You can tell how good northern education is…

    14 years ago at 11:14 pm
    1. totaloldmoneymove

      American fraternities originated in the North before most of the Southern states even existed, you idiot.

      14 years ago at 11:21 pm
    2. Pigsooie

      The first Greek lettered fraternity was phi beta kappa. It was founded in virginia. Which is considered a southern state you fucking Yankee dumbass. If it wasn’t for the south there wouldn’t be fraternities like there are today. It doesn’t matter though. We have the class, you have… Well, nothing. We win.

      14 years ago at 11:34 pm
    3. Fratlem Brotrotters

      Not my fraternity. If you’re not founded below the mason dixon, then I don’t consider you a real fraternity.

      14 years ago at 11:39 pm
    4. Frat Master J

      Okay, seriously, is there even a debate when it comes to what education is superior? North kicks the shit out of the south time and time again in education. Get your shit straight. Fratting may be fun, but it doesn’t mean shit unless you are properly educated. You can’t start a company or make money unless you are a spoiled bastard without a solid education. Also, the south lost, always will lose, and will always be the shit hole of America.

      14 years ago at 11:40 pm
    5. totaloldmoneymove

      PBK was the first lettered fraternity, not the first fraternity, you geed. Fraternities already existed at Northeastern schools like Yale and Princeton decades prior.

      14 years ago at 11:40 pm
    6. Pigsooie

      Your still a Yankee so hush. You have no say in life. In the south, we were chosen by God. Take your Yankee bullshit and suck it.

      14 years ago at 11:45 pm
    7. totaloldmoneymove

      Apparently you were chosen by God to get your asses handed to you in the Civil War. And Yankees have been successfully telling you what to do ever since. Read a history book, geed. Assuming they still teach history in Arkansas. I’m guessing you guys are probably focusing more on achieving basic literacy first.

      14 years ago at 11:49 pm
    8. Pigsooie

      Haha why are you getting mad? Don’t you panties in a wad, belle. It’s ok that you suck your brothers dick. Everyone in the north will except that! Hey, why dont you call a discussion meeting, it might be a good time to just come on “out.” 🙂 btw. Your still a Yankee! Hahaha! Damn.

      14 years ago at 11:54 pm
    9. totaloldmoneymove

      ^Clearly that whole literacy thing isn’t going so well for you guys. No worries – you won’t need to read anything when you’re plucking chickens at a Tyson plant for the rest of your life.

      14 years ago at 12:02 am
    10. ballball

      Damn fine representation of the south Pigsooie. I’m assuming you’re the guy that everyone hopes doesn’t make it to the party

      14 years ago at 12:13 am
    11. Frat Master J

      Pigsooie, you confirm every stereotype of southern people without even having to show your face. There will never be another civil war, and even if there was, you still have your shit rocked again. The largest missle bases in the nation happened to be where? Oh yeah, north dakota, colorado, and nebraska, all northern states. They won’t support some dellusional racist pig who thinks the war still continues. Grow up, learn how to read, and figure out what being a gentlemen is, because you sir are far from it.

      14 years ago at 12:21 am
    12. Sherman1865

      1) Greek letter Societies starting in Ivy League Schools…schools where even the GDI’s become presidents
      2) The south and SEC are jokes…outside of Vanderbilt, all of your schools are laughed at…ole miss= get in with 16 ACT…sweet
      3) The south was beat to its knees in the Civil war, it isn’t half time…it’s over…Feel free to try to start a war again and you can get owned again…two words…UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER. Period.
      4)YANKEE? Really that’s what the rest of the world calls American…that isn’t offensive…what are you going to call me next? College boy? City slicker?
      5)Sorry you think you are from old money because your dad makes 120,000 a year…why don’t you visit any wealthy area in a large city or travel to the west coast.
      6) Nice try trying to go to Europe for help during the civil war, too bad that realized the North had way more money and influence that your shitty 5 year excuse for a country.
      7)FACT: City of New York could Buy the south….as with the state of California.

      USA

      14 years ago at 12:52 am
    13. jimmy_broffett

      Damn its hard to establish a good reputation for Arkansas when people like pigsooie are still opening there mouth. Oh well, maybe after you fail out of college you can get picked up as a door greeter at one of the original Walmarts.

      14 years ago at 1:51 am
    14. iRage

      To all northerners who like to think they “kicked the shit” out of the south in the Civil War, take a history lesson. Yes the north won, they also lost more than 100,000 more men in the process. And don’t give me this, “when you’re on the offensive you suffer more casualties,” bullshit. 100,000 is a lot bigger number than that accounts for. The north was an established nation with way more men and resources. So let’s just drop all this Civil war crap. Althougthorny fraternities were founded in the north, the south made them what they are today. It really is futile to argue that the north is frattier than the south. It just isn’t. And yes, there are better universities in the north, but last I checked this was totalfratmove, not I’msmarterthanyou. This website should be about having fun, getting drunk, and slamming slams. Whatever happens after college is a totalprofessionalmove. Fuck all this bullshit arguing!

      14 years ago at 11:51 am
    15. totaloldmoneymove

      Winning is winning. There are no points for second place in war. The North won, the South lost. End of story. If the South was so great there would still be a country called “The Confederate States of America”.

      14 years ago at 11:58 am
    16. W Broseph Hardee

      the south won the last battle of the civil war. i’m just glad that the north is made up of slampieces that are ok with losing. even charlie sheen knows it’s all about winning and the south won last.

      14 years ago at 1:00 pm
    17. Bullets and Bulleit

      Princeton did not have fraternities before Phi Beta Kappa. We had Whig and Clio. They weren’t fraternities and we banned fraternities to protect them.

      14 years ago at 1:04 pm
    18. totaloldmoneymove

      Hahahaha – the South winning the last battle doesn’t mean shit. The Union won the war. The end result is the only thing that counts, geed. You think they gave the fucking 2008 BCS championship to Ohio State just because they scored the LAST touchdown in the title game? Last I checked, LSU took home the trophy.

      14 years ago at 1:08 pm
    19. W Broseph Hardee

      did you just compare a war to a football game? they weren’t scoring touchdowns, geed, they were killing yankees. it might be ok with you to have your countrymen die, but most people wouldn’t take that lightly. for grant to be ok with southern boys killing his boys after the treaty was signed is a tragedy.

      14 years ago at 1:29 pm
    20. Frat Master J

      Okay people of the south. It is time to wake up and realize that the war is over. Unconditional surrender is unconditional surrender. It sucks you lost and all, but shits over and there will never be another civil war. Give it up already. Look at the facts. Robert E Lees land was given up as a cemetary to the north. Sucks to suck and all, but give it up. It is over and if you were to travel over seas, we are called yankees no matter where in the country you are from. Wake up, and realize shits over.

      14 years ago at 1:37 pm
    21. Sherman1865

      1) If you’re really going to brag and cheer the fact that 100,000 men in a USA uniform were killed, get the fuck out of here and move to Iran
      2) Get your facts straight…18% of CSA Males died, 6% of USA males died. The USA males died an honorable death serving the USA.
      3) 45,000 of the Union Deaths were at Confederate Prison camps, the south was too poor to be able to feel their own army let alone the prisoners of USA.
      4) You didn’t win anything from that war, your cities were burned down, your slaves freed, and you did everything the USA told you to do aka got HAZED
      5) Confederacy was a bunch of traitors who even tried to get Europe to turn against the USA, didn’t help though, they knew what we know now, Northern Industry>Farming

      6)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYDhAmjmxYk
      Who won this battle?

      14 years ago at 2:08 pm
    22. Donald Trump

      pigsooie, stop giving the south a bad name you GDI…you sound like an ignorant redneck with no future whatsoever. I love the south and yes we do frat really hard down here but you just sound like an idiot when you talk…there are extremely prestigious colleges in the north with very exclusive finals clubs and fraternities. You probably wont have a future because you just babble and say dumb shit when you talk which means poor business decisions…on top of that you wont have good relations with business leaders around the country because you make youll make your decisions based on your own stereotypes and own agenda. NF

      14 years ago at 1:38 am
    1. Sherman1865

      Not being educated enough to break through even the simplest stereotype..NF

      Go fuck your sister….Inbred

      14 years ago at 12:56 am
    2. Freedom Fratter

      To Sherman: Using the same insult on two comments in the same post= Unoriginal and NF.

      14 years ago at 6:18 am