Bought two bottles of Johnnie Walker: one to break over the bow when we put our new boat in the water, and one to drink on deck afterwards. TFM.

    1. The Waltz

      You christen a boat with champagne, not scotch. Also, they haves boats worthy of christening in Nebraska? I thought that was an oceangoing tradition.

      15 years ago at 8:56 pm
  1. Fratfaced

    Showing TFM that you know absolutely nothing about boats, while trying too hard to be FaF. NF.

    15 years ago at 9:43 pm
  2. BrosephMcCarthy

    You christen a boat with a celebratory alcoholic beverage. Champagne is most traditional, but not mandatory. And who says the boat went in the water in Nebraska? It’s just where I live, not where I spend my entire life.

    15 years ago at 11:59 pm
    1. Fratabama

      Having to defend yourself to a bunch of people you will never meet in real life and will never know your identity just to feel better about yourself. NF.

      15 years ago at 7:16 am
  3. TAMU_DU

    If Johnny Walker is all you can afford, you geed, then you dont deserve to post on this site.
    Drink a finer scotch you little bitch

    15 years ago at 9:22 pm