Throwback Thursday: Tea Partay

Smirnoff can deny, deny, deny having anything to do with the whole “icing” movement all they want. That was absolutely an organic marketing campaign they ingenuously created, and our country is still recovering from it. They need to thank Four Loko for brewing poisonous “blackout in a can,” taking attention away from the fact that people were hiding Smirnoff Ice in toilets, duct taping it to steering wheels, and freebasing it at public rest stops. Nothing about either aforementioned brand and/or their products is acceptable. That being said, before the whole “bros icing bros” thing sunk our country into a deep moral depression to go with the economic depression, Smirnoff had another viral marketing campaign online.

I find it hilarious that they shamelessly went straight for the WASP, fraternity market. Smirnoff is for high school girls trying to get drunk enough to give their first dry, reverse tugjob without remorse, and no respectable fraternity man should be consuming it. However, if you just flipped down those fucking collars, and substituted in some southern style, this video would be flawlessly entertaining.

  1. RightIsRight

    What in this fucking world makes people think that the “Frat look” has popped collars? Only Tree huggers and fucking queers do that shit.

    14 years ago at 3:37 pm
    1. fratyliteonthefratio

      New England old money and southern old money have subtle differences. I love frat life, but the bulk of the Bushs, Kennedys, Forbes, etc. can do their own thing.

      14 years ago at 3:45 pm
    2. gnsp1234

      the north fucking sucks. I don’t care if you have more money than Bill Gates your still a damn yankee, and i’ll go ahead and assume a liberal. What a disgrace to America the north is.

      14 years ago at 9:59 pm
    3. since 1839

      So once again sorry that we know how to win a war. Please enjoy that inferiority complex. From the North

      14 years ago at 10:11 pm
    4. kickedoffcampus

      SE = Most poverty stricken section of the country and highest illiteracy rates. Cool hurricane problem.

      14 years ago at 11:27 pm
    5. Vandal

      Since 1839 are you retarded? try taking a history class, the union went through a ridiculous number of generals over the course of the war as opposed to the souths ONE. the north had better transportation, not better military knowledge

      14 years ago at 11:21 am
    6. ballball

      Vandal,

      Maybe the south should have thought about changing their ONE general…so much for that superior military knowledge.

      14 years ago at 1:48 pm
    7. Ronald Reagan

      I may sit idly by as you insult the south and not get involved, but you do not insult Robert E. Lee. You obviously do not even possess the slightest inclination of neither class nor character.

      14 years ago at 5:29 pm
    8. Bro since Birth

      vandal you’re a moron. Haven’t you heard of Stonewall Jackson or P.G.T. Beauregard? Failing history sucks.

      14 years ago at 6:50 pm
    9. Wilco Frat

      It wouldn’t be America without the North or the South. Stop bitching like little girls and love your country.

      14 years ago at 3:19 am
    10. von fratlington

      ^ amen. I’m just upset gnsp1234 assumes all “yankees” are liberals. I am not one them queers.

      You know what happens when you assume right? You sound fucking stupid.

      14 years ago at 8:00 pm
    11. jarredaekdb

      Civil War. NF. Realizing that together the North and the South combined can haze the fuck out of every other country in the world. FaF.

      14 years ago at 1:30 am
    1. bourbon and coke

      i think i saw something about that on the news, apparently people in detroit are losing their houses or something

      14 years ago at 6:19 pm
    1. Pearls_n_Pansies

      I couldn’t even go through with watching more than 30 seconds of that horrible video. I wish I could wash my eyes out after seeing that atrocity.

      14 years ago at 1:51 am
    1. Frat Bateman

      “No money is better than money we didn’t earn”. Best line of the song hands down.

      14 years ago at 11:28 pm