You might also ask yourself, why does this cinder block have a long piece of string tied to it? And finally, why is the other end of this string tied securely to your penis?
Yeah I’ve got a student alt-rock band coming up here. Mitch, I own 6 speaker cities, I’m worth 3 million dollars that the government knows about. You think I’m gonna roll out this kind of red carpet for a fucking marching band?
Just did that off the top of my head (Vince Vaughn is my pick for frattest GDI). The quote may not be 100% correct, but it’s a hell of a lot better than the butchered quote before mine.
You might also ask yourself, why does this cinder block have a long piece of string tied to it? And finally, why is the other end of this string tied securely to your penis?
15 years ago at 4:07 pmThe answer ladies…is trust.
15 years ago at 5:56 pmslamming the boss’s daughter. TFM.
15 years ago at 4:37 pmSlamming your sister. NF.
15 years ago at 4:44 pmHaving daughters. NF
15 years ago at 7:37 pmPremarital sex. NF.
15 years ago at 9:16 pmSober Premarital sex. NF.
15 years ago at 12:11 pmSober premarital sex while attending BYU- NF
15 years ago at 12:02 amwe’ll go wall to wall sand. I got a great sand guy.
15 years ago at 6:03 pmnice move
15 years ago at 9:19 pmI made 3 million dollars last year…that the government knows about.
15 years ago at 6:23 pmYeah I’ve got a student alt-rock band coming up here. Mitch, I own 6 speaker cities, I’m worth 3 million dollars that the government knows about. You think I’m gonna roll out this kind of red carpet for a fucking marching band?
Just did that off the top of my head (Vince Vaughn is my pick for frattest GDI). The quote may not be 100% correct, but it’s a hell of a lot better than the butchered quote before mine.
15 years ago at 1:39 amSpeaker City. FaF.
15 years ago at 7:09 pmGonna be a pretty nice little Saturday
15 years ago at 7:10 pmMitch-A-Palooza doesn’t have shit on Spark-A-Palooza
15 years ago at 7:42 pmSpark-A-Palooza is kind of a big deal. Its a 2 night event.
15 years ago at 10:32 pmDying just like Blue. TFM
15 years ago at 12:15 pmSnoop! Snoop-a-Loop!
15 years ago at 12:33 pm