Hell week barbecue. All the food is past the invisible fence. TFM.

  1. Fratservative

    Okay I want an honest opinion, if you had to give a bid to one of the following who would it be?
    An affliction tee wearing douche bag?
    Or the guy with the long hair and Obama pin?
    I was asked this earlier and had know idea how to respond.

    15 years ago at 2:34 pm
    1. Frattimus_Maximus

      Pick the Obama guy, haze the shit out of him, then ball him right before initiation.

      15 years ago at 2:40 pm
    2. Year Around Frat

      Add a couple more with the implication that they definitely get initiated.
      -same 2 above
      -Ghetto guy who pays for dues with drug money but dominant at sports
      -Openly gay guy who dresses fratty and brings girls out.
      -Awkward fat kid with a 4.0, wears cargos with his US Polo shirts.

      Now that is a tough one. I would still choose affliciton though because it doesn’t guarantee he’s a douche. Just haze him to wear better clothes.

      15 years ago at 2:59 pm
    3. DerekHuff

      hmm tough question but i would have to say the affliction tee as well, we know he’s not gay, fat, or ghetto

      15 years ago at 3:22 pm
    4. Fratservative

      Well yeah you can’t ball em right before initiation, because that’s not right and makes your fraternity look bad, In your scenario I would choose the gay and take all of his women.

      15 years ago at 5:47 pm
    5. Haze Balzington

      is this fucking serious, the order of things I will never allow near a bid from my fraternity are
      1)N.iggers
      1a)Queers
      2)cargos
      2a) Affliction tees

      sucks for yall having to deal with this problem

      p.s. being a Ni.gger has nothing to do with skin color.

      15 years ago at 9:03 pm
    6. Frattiesburg

      I heard Affliction Tee guy and Ghetto Drug guy already signed bids with Pike, so no worries there.

      15 years ago at 10:41 pm
    7. Fratservative

      Haha okay how about northern kid who used to wear cargo shorts and abercrombie but now wears Brooks brothers, polo, sperrys, etc plus he is conservative
      Or the southern Liberal.

      15 years ago at 10:57 pm
    8. Fratabama

      Wow yall would seriously give a bid to a gay person? What happens when he brings his fuckin boyfriend over and they’re kissing at parties creeping everybody out. Or if he’s hitting on guys from other fraternities that come over. Fuck that noise. Give me the affliction kid and i’ll haze the fuck out of him until he dresses better.

      15 years ago at 7:09 am
    9. fratyliteonthefratio

      Are you kidding me? The Northern kid is totally fine… He just grew up from middle school.

      15 years ago at 1:04 pm
    1. Brometheus

      agreed also electric fences only work when you get to close or barely past them. once you get like 10 feet past they stop shocking so no.

      15 years ago at 10:16 pm
    2. Mr Rager

      No, they make em so they shock your ass until you get back within the perimeter or the batteries die.

      15 years ago at 9:39 am
    3. TopSider

      The invisible fence is a figurative fence describing the line between being a brother and being a pledge. You think they would make all the pledges wear fucking dog collars?

      but, the question has to be asked, why would they be out of the basement?

      15 years ago at 7:36 pm