Last Summer the VP of marketing at my Fortune 500 internship took me out to lunch with the hottest intern they had so we could meet. He bet me $1 I couldn't slam it. Thanks for the dollar, Uncle Dave. TFM.
1. Being the hottest intern doesn’t make her attractive, it just makes her the least gross.
2. Fortune 500 VP’s betting $1 on anything. Awesome.
3. Fortune 500 companies, while they have very high highs, have very low lows. Therefore, just because it’s at a Fortune 500 doesn’t mean it’s a prestigious internship. (Hell, Wal-Mart is topping the list.)
That’s so funny, I could…I could just kill somebody.
15 years ago at 4:57 pmCool story bro. Got anymore?
15 years ago at 5:02 pmDude you’re so frat. I wish I could be as cool as you are
15 years ago at 5:03 pmHere’s the twist, they only had one intern, and so all he had to do was masturbate. Score!
15 years ago at 5:09 pmHighly unlikely.
15 years ago at 6:25 pmnot taking a joke. nf
15 years ago at 9:14 pmSick life bro
15 years ago at 5:10 pmthe intern needs to be blackballed that’s all I’m saying he is just begging to get hazed with the crap he has been allowing
15 years ago at 5:11 pmI’m sorry, “it”?
15 years ago at 5:22 pmDidn’t make sense to me either. Makes you know it’s fake.
15 years ago at 6:41 pmUsing the pronoun “it” was his way of avoiding having to mention it was a “him”, not a “her”.
15 years ago at 9:10 pmWhat are u in the 3rd grade… Step ur bet up.
15 years ago at 5:45 pmit’s a gentleman’s bet dipshit.
15 years ago at 5:48 pm3rd grade bets > your grammar. ^
15 years ago at 6:46 pmI’m sorry guys, I thought prestigious internships and sleeping with attractive women were a good thing. I’ll just go fuck myself.
15 years ago at 5:49 pmSuicide- TFTC
15 years ago at 5:54 pmThis is a witty an FaF TFM.
15 years ago at 5:56 pmYou’re getting negative responses because you’re a douchebag.
15 years ago at 5:57 pm1. Being the hottest intern doesn’t make her attractive, it just makes her the least gross.
15 years ago at 6:05 pm2. Fortune 500 VP’s betting $1 on anything. Awesome.
3. Fortune 500 companies, while they have very high highs, have very low lows. Therefore, just because it’s at a Fortune 500 doesn’t mean it’s a prestigious internship. (Hell, Wal-Mart is topping the list.)
Crying like a little bitch on your own “TFM”: TgdiM
15 years ago at 6:24 pmStop trying to defend yourelf, you’re just gonna make it worse
15 years ago at 6:52 pm$1 bet from a Fortune 500 CEO…a real frat move would have been first raising the bet to $1000, easy.
15 years ago at 6:10 pm