Mom's Weekend. Told my Mom not to come this year so I could try my best at a 45 year old slampiece. TFM.

  1. Chad Brochocinco

    I think what he means is I want to slam a mom, so I told my mom not to come down. This also prevents someone else from slamming your mom.

    14 years ago at 9:33 pm
    1. Bob Barker is my bro

      Exactly Sir. My mom visiting me would only impede me from finding a cougar this weekend.

      14 years ago at 10:57 pm
  2. Year Around Frat

    Sweet bro, its better for the cougar slut to let her herpes ripen for 25 years before you contract it.

    14 years ago at 12:16 am