Being unable to enjoy a bourbon or scotch in civil company because you lack class, and therefore have no need to develop the sophistication to drink casually and socially? TPikeM?
I think the most accurate and efficient way to structure and punctuate the statement would be as follows:
“I don’t always drink whiskey; when I do, I blackout, cause severe property damage and act like a raging dickhead. TFM.”
Being unable to enjoy a bourbon or scotch in civil company because you lack class, and therefore have no need to develop the sophistication to drink casually and socially? TPikeM?
15 years ago at 3:57 pmtrying too hard; but I hope TPikeM catches on.
15 years ago at 4:02 pmTtekeM or TfijiM will suffice as well
15 years ago at 4:05 pmTrying to hard…NF
15 years ago at 4:17 pmtoo ^
15 years ago at 4:18 pmThis might show up on Pike Friday tomorrow
15 years ago at 4:45 pmWolfman sucks dick. You sound like a fucking woman. Get it the kitchen, bitch.
15 years ago at 7:05 pmTPikeM= mylifeisbro..
15 years ago at 7:21 pmPi Kappa Alpha or Pi Kappa Phi, gotta be one of those at Auburn
15 years ago at 8:50 pmAnyone who pounds whiskey knows this is the truth. Rage on.
15 years ago at 5:06 pmSecond.
15 years ago at 5:14 pmThird.
15 years ago at 12:09 amGlad I’m not alone. I’ve had to pay numerous fines due to my blackouts with whiskey.
15 years ago at 6:38 pm^this
15 years ago at 11:16 pmGo Macgregor on it.
15 years ago at 8:17 pmHAHAHA
15 years ago at 8:26 pmI think it’s hilarious! Let these boys enjoy their Franzia while you reek havoc on Sky Bar. Frat on!
15 years ago at 8:20 pmSky Bar. FaF.
15 years ago at 8:41 pmSkyBar- God’s House in God’s Country. War Eagle Gentlemen. Frat on.
15 years ago at 2:05 pmNot having a tolerance. NF.
15 years ago at 8:55 pmDrinking so much no amount of tolerance could save you. FaF.
15 years ago at 9:18 pmRaising your tolerance every time you drink. TFM.
15 years ago at 3:37 amI don’t always parody popular beer commercials, but when I do, it’s lame as fuck.
15 years ago at 10:17 pm^
15 years ago at 9:15 amToo many commas, learn some grammar. NF
15 years ago at 10:56 pmActually, without changing the words, there are not enough commas. The sentence is awkward though.
15 years ago at 8:29 amCorrect: I don’t always drink whiskey, but when I do, I blackout, cause severe property damage and act like a raging dickhead. TFM.
Not following AP style rules. NF
15 years ago at 8:56 amworrying about grammar. NF.
15 years ago at 12:23 pmI think the most accurate and efficient way to structure and punctuate the statement would be as follows:
15 years ago at 1:29 am“I don’t always drink whiskey; when I do, I blackout, cause severe property damage and act like a raging dickhead. TFM.”
The truth.
15 years ago at 12:09 am