Take your boat shoes off hipster kid. We all know you can't sail. TFM.

  1. fratyliteonthefratio

    also:

    Take off your cardigan, you’ll never have grandchildren

    Stop wearing those ray bans, they’re for those with class

    Take off your saddle shoes, you’ve never been on a saddle

    And take off your flannel, it’s gonna be too hot when you’re in hell.

    14 years ago at 9:53 pm
    1. Fratpublican_Reagan

      x_phi, one of the best comments I have ever read. You seriously have me laughing my ass off. Well done.

      14 years ago at 3:13 pm
    1. TriangleEx1890

      I was going to ‘thumb up’ this post until I saw the state… find a coast then repost.

      14 years ago at 10:57 am
    2. pkt1906 for Life

      TriangleEx1890, have you ever heard of a thing called Lake Erie and the great lakes? Sailing is pretty big there and there are some serious yachts.

      14 years ago at 4:48 pm
    3. the ice will suffice

      take a trip to lake erie in the summer and you will see plenty of sail boats

      14 years ago at 5:18 pm
    1. IHSFrat1855

      Kids in the ghetto also wear polos. Are those played out too? The man makes the clothes frat, not the other way around.

      14 years ago at 3:34 pm
    2. Wilco Frat

      ^Careful, some fuck on this site might think that they can make Ed Hardy fratty…your statement is somewhat true, within limitations.

      14 years ago at 4:17 pm
    3. Broman Emperor

      Its all about how YOU fix yourself, how your clothes fit and what you match your clothes with.

      14 years ago at 5:10 pm
    4. Adolf Fratler

      Vibram five fingers’s are going to be the new fratty footwear. Heard it hear first.

      14 years ago at 5:17 pm
    1. fraturday1865

      there is nothing “great” about the great lakes…they touch horrible midwest/yankee states and canada =NF

      14 years ago at 2:23 am