Shitting with the door open, talking about pussy, going on riverboat gambling trips, and making your own beef jerky. TFM.

  1. the hazer

    Suppose Nancy sees me comin out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I’ve got a luscious V of hair goin from my chest pubes down to my ball fro.

    14 years ago at 8:43 pm
  2. FranklinandBash

    The only reason you’re living here is because me and my dad decided that your mom was really hot, and maybe we should just both bang her, and we’ll put up with the retard in the meantime.

    14 years ago at 1:41 am
    1. Tom Petty Jr

      I’m gonna fill a pillowcase with bars of soap and beat the shit out of you with it

      14 years ago at 11:37 am
  3. frational anthem

    “Why do I want this job? I wanna make bank bro. I wanna…get ass. I wanna drive a Range Rover. Ive been earnin and burnin, cashin checks and snappin necks.”

    14 years ago at 2:49 pm