Calling your mother "ma'am" and your father "brother." TFM.

  1. chiohmygod

    seriously though. calling any woman (let alone your own mother) “ma’am”, no matter what her age, is just asking for a swift kick to the balls. just saying…

    14 years ago at 11:22 am
    1. Chevy Silverabro

      What the fuck are you talking about? Ma’am is the only appropriate way to refer to ladies in polite society. I’m not sure what you think would an acceptable alternative, but you’re wrong.

      14 years ago at 11:36 am
    2. Mward2002

      Just because you don’t like being respected doesn’t mean other women agree with you.

      That being said, my parents would only have to remind me once if I forgot…

      14 years ago at 12:23 pm
    3. Duck Master

      where i come from calling a woman, regardless of age ( especially my mother) would bring on a swift ass kicking.

      14 years ago at 2:39 pm
    4. Reagan22

      Being raised in a yes ma’am, yes sir family TFM. Being disrespectful chiomygod NF.

      14 years ago at 5:59 pm
    5. some jackass

      i lived in atlanta for a few years and always called female teachers, “ma’am” (at a private school). apparently i was a kiss ass for saying this. being from a small town in BFE=having manners=TFM. not having manners=NF. just saying. not saying ma’am to any woman who is older than you and deserves respect is disrespectful.

      14 years ago at 12:24 am
    6. some jackass

      to this day, my dad still says ,”my name is sir” if i don’t call him sir. so if you don’t respect your father as well, i hope he cuts you out of the will. respect people who deserve it, you fucking yankees.

      14 years ago at 12:26 am
  2. frational anthem

    or if your normal, mom and dad. i feel sorry for anyone who calls their dad “brother”. i sure as hell respect my dad more than to call him my equal. but then again this doesnt matter because no one cares about the south anyway. if God blessed the south then you wouldnt get ass raped by a hurricane or flood every other day

    14 years ago at 1:26 pm
    1. ZMurphX

      You’re one fucked up piece of shit, sucks to be a communist, doesn’t it? You sonofabitch. I bet you feel real good inside about trashing the South, when at the end of the day, is still part of the god damn US of A, you fucking douche bag.

      14 years ago at 1:35 pm
    2. frational anthem

      Even if its part of the US, its the fucking shame of our country. Maybe you were prosperous 200 years ago but times have changed so get your goddamn act together.

      14 years ago at 1:42 pm
    3. Chevy Silverabro

      Sounds like someone’s mad they’re from Hairgelbrook, Connecticut. Don’t hate on the South just because your yankee life is miserable.

      14 years ago at 1:54 pm
    4. PTBAP

      Chevy, I wouldn’t even fret over this. No one from the north I’ve ever met had a shred of respect towards other people. Chivalry died up there when Affliction became a staple clothing line for them.

      14 years ago at 2:34 pm
    5. frat blunts

      Funny how the southern-christians can “predict” the end of the world, but not a tornado or rain

      14 years ago at 3:30 pm
    6. AmericanPride

      I am southern and Christian, and this “rapture” stuff is nonsense, don’t generalize our general population with those radical idiots.

      14 years ago at 3:40 pm
    7. Chevy Silverabro

      You are an idiot. The date for the end of the world was calculated by Harold Camping from Oakland, Calif. The South can predict storms just like anywhere else but predicting storms doesn’t stop them. I guess the north is so fratty they can stop storm fronts at the Mason-Dixon line.

      14 years ago at 3:44 pm
    8. frat blunts

      my bad, my bad…I’m just so used to putting “stupid” “southern” and in the same category. And no, we’re not “too frat for storms” we just don’t live in tornado-magnet trailer parks.

      14 years ago at 3:54 pm
    9. thefrattestofthemall

      -Frat blunts. “stupid” AND “southern”. jesus, did your parents drop you on your yank head when you were born? and i’d rather live on 3 acres of land and a 7,300 square foot HOUSE in Texas than some peice of shit 200 square feet apartment in New York.
      -frational anthem. nothing needs to be said to you cause thats like saying if god blessed the north then you wouldnt get ass raped by a snow storm every winter months on end. you have no respect and i do not respect you. eat a dick

      14 years ago at 5:56 pm
    10. Mward2002

      If there was anything worth destroying in the North, the good Lord would take care of it. I’m sure him lighting up a few GDI’s is like us taking a magnifying glass to ants.

      14 years ago at 8:08 pm
    11. North Brokota 1793

      im from minnesota, so when i piss in the mississippi, i like to think that im pissing on the south, and frattestofthemall, why have 3 acres in texas when you can have 2000 in rural minnesota

      14 years ago at 9:36 pm
    12. Mward2002

      2000 acres in rural Minnesota? There’s not a god damned thing to do anywhere near you. Even if there was, be honest with yourself.. There’s not a single hot girl anywhere in that state. You’re pretty much just fucking fatties and cows.

      14 years ago at 10:44 pm
    13. Frattery

      Are you fucking serious? I get annoyed with the Southern elitism on this site, but wishing harm on your fellow fratstars, let alone your fellow Americans, is as GDI as it fucking gets.

      14 years ago at 11:22 pm
  3. Lestor Maddox

    My father backhanded me if I referred to my mother as anything other than Ma’am. FaF

    14 years ago at 2:01 pm
  4. ItJustComesFratural

    We say grace and we say Ma’am,
    And if you ain’t into that we don’t give a damn.

    14 years ago at 2:43 pm