At 4:19 this morning I apparently passed out while pissing after serving a one way ticket to pound town. Thankfully that resulted in me staying the night with my bathroom floor rather than the slampiece. TFM.
In no way do I condone slams staying the night, however if you would rather hug the piss pot then sleep next to her, she can’t be higher than a 4 and that’s being generous.
I need a drink to read this.
14 years ago at 9:53 amspending night on bathroom floor NF. Kicking the slam out when your done TFM
14 years ago at 10:02 amToo long. Is it worth reading?
14 years ago at 12:39 pmnot in the least
14 years ago at 6:04 pmIn no way do I condone slams staying the night, however if you would rather hug the piss pot then sleep next to her, she can’t be higher than a 4 and that’s being generous.
14 years ago at 12:53 pmThis is weak
14 years ago at 3:13 pmDrunk enough to pass out but sober enough to remember the exact time? Stop trying so hard.
14 years ago at 4:00 pmPound Town? No way!
14 years ago at 7:06 pmGo back to MLIB, douche.
14 years ago at 7:49 pmIf you “passed out” , how do you know what time it was? NF
14 years ago at 6:38 ami guess i wouldn’t want to sleep with my sister either
14 years ago at 8:24 pm