1. Fuck frat guys

    You are so cool dude. Not only do you pay for your friends but you make a pledge wear a purse and get a kick out of it like a fucking five year old? What a fucking dumbass. Get a life you gay frat guy.

    14 years ago at 10:47 pm
    1. Fuck frat guys

      Is that your best comeback retard? You assume my parents don’t love me just because I don’t pay for my fucking friends? I’ve read alot of the shit on this website so I’m familiar with the gay shit yall say. you claim your “TFTC” but yet you get butthurt when I speak my mind? Like i said, get a life you fucking douche frat guy.

      14 years ago at 10:51 pm
    2. PiKappaPhlyy

      You are so cool, you sit around eating pizza and playing halo with your “bros” in a fucking dorm room with your cargos down to your ankles facebook stalking the girls we fucking pass up. Piece of shit.

      14 years ago at 10:52 pm
    3. Fuck frat guys

      Hahaha okay OJ fuckface you win, my parents don’t love me. Theyre both always there for me but that means they don’t love me. Maybe if i was a fratguy retard they would love me, right?

      14 years ago at 10:54 pm
    4. KingOfTheBROcean1855

      If I’ve been paying for my friends, I havent paid nearly enough for the brotherhood. The question to your answer is yes, if you were in a Fraternity, not a frat, your parents would probably love you. You’d probably only get a bid from your lowest tier only to get dropped to make an example.

      14 years ago at 11:29 pm
    5. Moose_

      I don’t pay for my friends. I pay for a house that my friends and I own, parties that my friends and I throw, and all the shit my friends and I do. Most of the stuff on this website isn’t even supposed to be taken seriously; the truth is, while you’re driving around town being bored or sitting in your friends dorm, fraternity guys are becoming better people, making friendships that you only think you could have but never will, excelling at damn near everything, and having more fun than you on top of all of that. We all joke on this website about how we know we are so much better than everyone, and maybe that’s a bit arrogant to say, but on a college campus, you bet your ass we’re the best around.
      (except pike.)

      14 years ago at 11:31 pm
    6. BowsnBrowning

      I may “pay for my friends”, as you would call it… But if that’s true do you realize how many people are paying to be my friend? Sorry no one wants to be your friend that badly.

      14 years ago at 11:50 pm
    7. tr

      Umm…if you don’t like us, and you don’t like our lifestyle, what are you doing wasting your time on here?!?! Shouldn’t you be busy playing WoW or something? I don’t even mean that as an insult, I mean literally, why aren’t you playing WoW with your friends? You don’t see us going onto some Dungeons and Dragons forum to make fun of those guys, so what are you doing on here?

      14 years ago at 12:31 am
    8. Sir Fraterton

      I think we are looking over the fact that this twat stick is so bored in his dorm room, he has to come to troll TFM to get attention. Anyone that uses pointless swearing to look like a hard-ass and uses the word “retard” as the only form to express themselves/opinions on a website where no one knows who he is are obviously well-educated and speak their mind clearly. Also, if this angry Geed would take his mouth off his bong for two-seconds of his lonely and stoned filled life (sorry you can’t find parties), he would maybe be aware enough to realize this website is pure satire. Instead you are also trying to find out how to get that manager position at Caribou.
      “Fuck frat guys” says to get a life. Well sir, ( Yes we are gentlemen and don’t refer to people as “dudes,” even when addressing a shit stain like you) I will keep my life of booze, sorostitutes, raging, and planned success, while you can keep your life of financial aid debt, your liberal arts BA, and me being your boss.

      14 years ago at 12:48 am
    9. frat_scratch_fever

      “Gay frat boy.” I’m offended as both a FRATERNITY gentleman and a gay man. Regardless of all the homophobic material on this site and all of the stupid in-fighting, I am proud to call these ladies and gentlemen my peers and VERY proud to call every TKE a brother. We don’t pay for friends. We pay for our events, house, formals, trips, etc. I honestly feel sorry that your geed ass will never experience what having true brotherhood is like. Now get a life, stop playing WoW, cut your hair and move out of your secret gay lover’s dorm room. TFCO GDI.

      14 years ago at 4:22 am
    10. 1_

      Last time I saw someone waste so much time and energy on something they hated so much was the Westboro church protest against our troops. Knowing this, what can we all assume about this mans character?

      14 years ago at 11:35 am
    11. Frat like in 84

      We pay for our friends so that we’ll have enough wingmen to sleigh all of the girls to hot to give you a second out of their day. Our sports benches are full and yours, well you’re a player short. Good luck with your attitude towards us because chances are you’ll be trimming our trees, cleaning our toilets, and kissing our ass. We speak atriculately and live the lifestyle a parasite such as yourself will desire for the rest of your lives. Agreeing with “OJ Did it” your parents may love you but thats only because no-one else does. Nothing more than a leftist cargo wearing black ball my fellow brothers…

      14 years ago at 4:02 am
  2. shitto

    You know that guy who watches the football game with his mom and dad in a sports bar because he a) has no tickets and b) no friends? This guy. You suck.

    14 years ago at 5:38 am
    1. FrattinWithClass

      Unless you happen to be chillin’ with your Dad at The Bellagio watching the game while your current slam is poolside and your Mom is at the spa. Word.

      14 years ago at 6:31 am
  3. Haze Balzington

    Hold the fucking phone for just a second, did that dude just come out of the closet? Shits gross

    14 years ago at 1:02 pm
    1. frat_scratch_fever

      I’m not sorry I was born gay. I’m also not sorry you were born poor. I guess we can just agree to be different. Focusing on what someone else does in the bedroom makes you ignorant, and really kind of sad. I don’t judge the fatties you fuck, don’t judge the guys I get with. Besides, I can probably out drink you anyway. Being gay doesn’t mean I’m less of a man, but being a dick to someone on the internet to look “cool” definitely makes you look like a chick or a lonely geed. NF.

      14 years ago at 6:40 pm
    2. Moose_

      Seriously frat scratch, that’s gross. I mean, TKE? Really? What would your parents think?

      14 years ago at 11:51 pm
    1. Nobody

      There’s a reply button for a reason. Anyway, I don’t know why you assume he is poor or fucks fatties, neither of those are probably true. And I and most normal people, would much rather be poor or fuck a fat girl than be gay.. And you can’t bitch about anything because you were the one stupid enough to post that you’re gay like its something to be proud of. I am not a gay-basher at all and normally wouldn’t have even responded but it makes me sick that you made fun of someone else for something when you have zero room to ever do that. Because notice how whenever someone doesn’t like something, they say ” That’s gay”? Not a good thing buddy..

      14 years ago at 9:18 pm
    2. Moose_

      I’m just going to toss this out there, have you met and actually hung around normal gay people before? I was homophobic as hell before I came to college, but then I actually met gay people. The ones who you can tell are gay are, admittedly, annoying as fuck, but a lot aren’t really different from straight people (except for the whole butthole pleasure thing). Not saying I would want one in my brotherhood, but they aren’t necessarily the worst people in the world. You’re absolutely right to say that he is a dumbass for making those accusations, but annoying gay people aren’t terrible because they’re gay, because even if they were straight, they’d still be annoying.

      Then again, almost all the gay people I know are very feminine lesbians so take what I said with a grain of salt.

      14 years ago at 12:52 am
    3. Natty Broh

      People who are gay are just like anyone else to me. if I don’t like you its not because you’re gay, its because I wouldn’t like you no matter what your orientation/ what have you. Gentleman are gentleman, assholes are assholes, so on and so forth.

      14 years ago at 12:59 am
    4. Nobody

      Moose I assume you’re talking about people who I wouldn’t have known are gay unless they told me? Because yes I have and I can almost guarantee this guy isn’t one of them. He’s the self-righteous type who wants to shove his beliefs and his gayness down everyone else’s throats(seriously no pun intended) and it’s because of that that I would hate him, not the simple fact that he is attracted to men. I find that gross but wouldn’t let it be the sole factor in my decision to hate this jackass or not.

      14 years ago at 11:16 am