The only acceptable jorts are Daisy Dukes on slampieces. TFM.

  1. Beau Santos

    I believe they are acceptable on river runs and in the presence of on-call strippers parties.

    14 years ago at 12:05 pm
  2. alwaysclassy

    “The closest a man should ever come to touching denim shorts is helping a woman out of them.”

    14 years ago at 12:50 pm
  3. Lucas Fratterson

    How the fuck is this a total frat move? Quit just making bland statements.

    14 years ago at 1:33 am
  4. the_alpha_Tau

    I feel like if I had that kind of mobility I’d be capable of, well, almost anything.

    14 years ago at 9:29 pm