its called a brower. beer shower is NF. its on the geed’s top 5 favorite words right behind “totes” – the sound of it resonates feelings of disgust within my deep inner reserves of fratiness.
A brower is FaF. It should be practiced before a multitude of occasions, including but not limited to exams, pregames and class [actual attendance optional of course]. Only two occasions warrant a moratorium on the brower: showering before church and immediately after working out.
trying too hard [and telling other bros that] – NF
having my spur of the moment description of why beer shower sounds gay and when to brower being mistaken as a constitution I’m trying hard to follow – FaF
Yeah, “brower” doesn’t quite do the job… might be overthinking it a little there buddy, someones leftover spring semester addy is gettin put to good use… Its just drinking beer. In the shower. It doesnt need a manifesto.
haha we were having a brower or what we call “Shower Power Hour” and one of our alums comes in and he graduated in 69 and goes ” Hey we used to call those steamers!” We have several community showers so there was a group in there.
Shower beers, nice move.
14 years ago at 9:13 pmits called a brower. beer shower is NF. its on the geed’s top 5 favorite words right behind “totes” – the sound of it resonates feelings of disgust within my deep inner reserves of fratiness.
A brower is FaF. It should be practiced before a multitude of occasions, including but not limited to exams, pregames and class [actual attendance optional of course]. Only two occasions warrant a moratorium on the brower: showering before church and immediately after working out.
14 years ago at 9:16 pmTrying too hard – NF.
14 years ago at 9:22 pmtrying too hard [and telling other bros that] – NF
having my spur of the moment description of why beer shower sounds gay and when to brower being mistaken as a constitution I’m trying hard to follow – FaF
14 years ago at 9:54 pmbrower sounds gay
14 years ago at 10:54 pmNever calling a shower beer a brower after reading these comments.
14 years ago at 10:59 pmthis is as gay as aids.
14 years ago at 11:12 pmYeah, “brower” doesn’t quite do the job… might be overthinking it a little there buddy, someones leftover spring semester addy is gettin put to good use… Its just drinking beer. In the shower. It doesnt need a manifesto.
14 years ago at 11:36 pmBrower makes no sense. it isn’t descriptive. Beer Shower is sufficient.
14 years ago at 12:05 amNobody, I reapeat nobody, is ever going to fucking say “brower”. That sounds fucking creepy
14 years ago at 8:58 amBrower? I bet you also get “brojobs.”
14 years ago at 10:21 am^zacbrobands you made me laugh hard. thats difficult to do. i applaud you
14 years ago at 10:42 amits called a shower beer, and thats the end of it.
14 years ago at 1:13 pmChief fratdaddy jerks off to baseball cards. It’s a shower beer, not a brower. Beer shower sounds too much like beer bathing a sorostitute.
14 years ago at 2:26 pmShower beers before everything. TFM.
14 years ago at 9:36 pmWhere I come from, they’re called shower shotguns.
14 years ago at 10:14 pmHere it’s power shower.
14 years ago at 10:40 pmshower scotch. FaF
14 years ago at 10:54 pm^ this
14 years ago at 12:14 am^that
14 years ago at 12:36 pmThis you, ray j?
14 years ago at 12:18 amRay J sounds black and therefore NF.
14 years ago at 1:58 am^ That
14 years ago at 7:51 amhaha we were having a brower or what we call “Shower Power Hour” and one of our alums comes in and he graduated in 69 and goes ” Hey we used to call those steamers!” We have several community showers so there was a group in there.
14 years ago at 8:45 am…uhhhh
14 years ago at 10:25 ambunch of dudes drinking in the shower. sounds kinda gay to me
14 years ago at 10:44 amI assume a rowdy game of grab ass commenced shortly thereafter?
14 years ago at 11:38 am^shortly followed by a rowdy game of pound-ass
14 years ago at 1:14 pmYeah definitely typed that without thinking how bad that sounded.
14 years ago at 3:13 pmWe’ve actually always called it a frat shower. The name sorta stuck
14 years ago at 9:55 am….
14 years ago at 11:26 amShower beers before work. TFTC
14 years ago at 10:00 am