Lying about reading Secretary Cleary's position paper on economic expansion in Micronesia while sailing to Bermuda in order to bang his daughter. TFM.

  1. Bropenhagen

    Have you ever heard of this movie called, “Wedding Crashers?” You should check it out sometime. I’m really surprised it isn’t more popular or quoted ad nauseum on this site.

    14 years ago at 11:48 am
    1. Broblesse Oblige

      The whole time we’ve known each other, I’ve been sneaking off to go quail hunting.

      14 years ago at 9:12 pm
  2. Lambda Chi Alan

    Learn correct sentence structure. It sounds like you’re talking about incest.

    14 years ago at 12:25 pm
  3. ummfrat

    “I don’t even know what a quail looks like” GEED

    “Yea I hunt quail, they’re over-populated in this region and are decimating the grubworm population. You got a fucking problem with that!?” FAF

    14 years ago at 1:19 pm
    1. Fratalicious_1490_

      Using pseudo-environmentalism you don’t believe in so no one bothers you when you slay critters. TFM.

      14 years ago at 1:49 pm
    2. Fratweiser

      Not as much as I have problem with your attire, or you general point of view towards anyone but let’s go kill some birds. I’m psyched. Vince Vaughn FAF

      14 years ago at 1:58 pm