Frat weighs more than muscle. TFM.

From my observations, kids who work out all the time and take all those muscle supplements generally aren’t very coordinated or athletic. They just have big muscles. My brothers and I all go to the gym once or twice a week to lift weights and run, but we don’t drink any of that protein trash. We just go (and eat decently) to stay strong and healthy. We don’t have big muscles or ripped six-packs but I guarantee you we can lift more weight than geeds in the lifts that matter (squats, bench, dead-lifts; as opposed to showing off how many curls we can do) and can run faster and jump higher. We all know the teams in intramural sports that have a bunch of jacked guidos who look strong but can’t shoot, throw (especially this; guidos throw like damn girls), run, catch, bat, or jump worth shit.

So geeds, my question to you is this. Who is going to look better when they’re 45? Y’all with your stretch marks from working too hard on the creatine pills and then suddenly losing your muscle mass at 35? Not to mention while wearing shitty clothes and cargo shorts. Or those of us who have kept our bodies naturally healthy while raging so we can still play 18 holes with our pledge brothers or backyard football with our sons? And don’t forget our financial and social success; our wardrobes and wives will speak to that.