Public law teacher told us about a guy who got a DUI while floating the river because he was steering his tube with a fraternity paddle, which is considered a vehicle. TFM.

  1. bro your boat

    His fraternity paddle is considered a vehicle? Poorly worded, please spend some more time with your English teacher. Maybe he’ll also have some cool stories, bro

    14 years ago at 7:07 pm
  2. wiscofratlife

    If youre related to a politician in Illinois youre probably a fucking dem. NF.

    14 years ago at 6:38 pm