5 Frattest Mustaches Of All Time

1. Wilford Brimley

This man spoke against the banning of cockfighting in New Mexico on the basis of supporting his individual rights. He also was a rodeo rider and a blacksmith. This former Marine made eating Quaker Oats cool. He supported John McCain in the 2008 election, played on the World Series of Poker, and paid for his own ads to support horse-racing gambling. I hope he lives forever.

  1. Todd McChay

    While all of these mustaches are for sure impressive, the absence of Mike Ditka on this list is unacceptable.

    13 years ago at 3:19 pm
    1. Hogarth

      The Stoss! What a great stache! Glad they got magnum pi though. His stache is heroic.

      13 years ago at 2:48 pm
    1. Sewanee

      ^ This fucking guy. Luckily for us we aren’t a bunch of euro trash poontangs who will have government forced on them. NoBama12

      13 years ago at 9:12 pm
    2. beerfratslampiece

      Hitler must have had a jewish pledge ed who along with the rest of his brothers hazed the antisemitism into him.

      13 years ago at 1:46 am
  2. The VT BROkie

    The omission of Burt Reynolds has made this list invalid. You sir, have failed

    13 years ago at 3:29 pm
    1. the nelson

      Youre right. This list probably wasn’t his opinion, but fact. There obviously weren’t any other great men deserving to be on the list. Please keep suggestions to yourself.

      13 years ago at 3:35 pm
    2. Frat in the Hat

      ^Haha, this fucking guy. Seriously though, Burt’s noticeable absence has made this list less than reputable.

      13 years ago at 9:37 am
  3. DeBrotie1856

    Excuse me, how is Rhett Butler from Gone With The Wind not on this list? He’s probably the definition as FaF.

    13 years ago at 3:55 pm